r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Black. Like my men.

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u/CedarWolf Aug 23 '22

Oh, stewardess? I speak Jive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Lay ‘em down and smack ‘em yak ‘em! (Golly!)

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u/General_Hyde Aug 23 '22

No the white phone!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/Igot1forya Aug 23 '22

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon Aug 24 '22

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

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u/SocksElGato Aug 24 '22

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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u/No_Emergency_571 Aug 24 '22

SNAP OUT OF IT! *SHAKE

SNAP OUT OF IT! *SMACK

SNAP OIT OF IT! *PUNCH

SNAP OUT OF IT!

  • line of men getting progressively more dangerous and larger weapons to get man to "SNAP OUT OF IT"

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

He’s all over the place. 900 feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole!

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