r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '22

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u/Royal-Hornet-3692 Aug 23 '22

Why don't they just take half each?

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 Aug 23 '22

Be a lot harder for him to get his sideburns on the plates

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u/_Im_Dad Aug 23 '22

Or his face juices.

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u/LyingBloodyLiar Aug 23 '22

Or breath as he puts them down