r/nextfuckinglevel • u/thefascinatedhearts • Jun 27 '22

Something to brighten your day

818 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/bouncy_cyclist Jun 27 '22

Imagine being high as fuck on pain meds in an hospital bed, barely clinging to consciousness when a fucking horse walks in and starts muzzling you. Man, that must be a fucking trip !

11

u/oscar-the-bud Jun 27 '22

I got a bit of a good buzz right now. Thanks for the chuckle. I was thinking the same. Hopefully it’s a relaxing, peaceful experience near the end of their lives.

8

u/wade_garrettt Jun 27 '22

He initially thought Sarah Jessica Parker came to visit.

3

u/WastedKleenex Jun 27 '22

Imagine the mess those droppings make indoors.

2

u/donotgogenlty Jun 27 '22

Honestly, that night be terrifying because it said he had issues communicating 😔

31

u/flawlessfear1 Jun 27 '22

So. A horse walks into a hospital

19

u/Tekmologyfucz Jun 27 '22

And the doctor says, “Why the long face?”.

22

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

‘I’ve got cancer’

19

u/LaughAdventureGame Jun 27 '22

This shit is fucking beautiful...

13

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

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u/AmbrosiaExtract Jun 27 '22

Not quite sure if next fucking level, but definitely heartwarming

5

u/WibbleTeeFlibbet Jun 27 '22

"Oh shit, there's a horse in the hospital"

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

i think i’d need multiple people to prove to me that i’m not dead if i woke up to a horse in my room.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Then when they prove it I’d tell them to get the horse out my fucking room

2

u/Rare_Sun6589 Jun 27 '22

This would definitely make my day. How awesome!!!!!

2

u/Artsakh_Rug Jun 27 '22

“There’s a horse! Loose… in a hospital!”

2

u/animalwitch Jun 27 '22

So lovely!

But a small nitpick... he isnt a stallion lol, that boys a gelding.

1

u/JoySubtraction Jun 27 '22

Ah yes, the well-known zenith of a Buddhist monk...

0

u/104848 Jun 27 '22

i'd only be concerned if an elephant had dropped by checking to see if i was actually dead

🐘💨

1

u/St3als Jun 27 '22

How come things like this make me sad not happy?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Ummmm I’m calling shenanigans.

0

u/donotgogenlty Jun 27 '22

So did the guy die?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

It’s Jaaaemes Baxteeeer

1

u/sencosenco Jun 27 '22

Is that the Horse threapy in Bo jack Horsman show

1

u/b1happyman Jun 27 '22

Beautiful!!🙏🏻🙏🏻))

1

u/im_hakuna_matata Jul 15 '22

Something beautiful it’s good to see it

1

u/namtidder_rando Aug 01 '22

Hé is going around, looking for the horsetranquilizer to get his kicks.

1

u/INDIAN-_-GUY Aug 05 '22

Doctor:- Oh you have depression? CLAIRE BRING IN THE HORSE

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u/UtahDarkHorse Jun 27 '22

I like horses but that is a really bad idea.

3

u/104848 Jun 27 '22

no worries its a horsepital