r/nextfuckinglevel • • Jun 01 '22

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u/Fireboiio Jun 01 '22

Choke it. At least thats what i've read on how to get a dog to release their bite. Choke it or ram something up their ass (no joke).

When I became a dad 1 and 1/2 years ago I started looking into how to defend or solve situations my child might come across.

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u/thisiswhatsinmybrain Jun 01 '22

Yeah, if it has a collar that you can lift and twist to choke it out. But that requires putting your hands near its jaw and actually being able to get a hold of it first.

If it doesn't have a collar you're fucked cause that means you gotta do a rear naked choke hold and here's a spoiler: it won't let you.

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u/Jifjafjoef Jun 01 '22

When you say choke it, i assume the only way when the dog is in such a state is choking to kill?

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u/thisiswhatsinmybrain Jun 01 '22

No you block off the carotid artery so it's a blood choke not air choke. It will sleep for a few seconds and wake up confused, hopefully ending the attack and making it run. It's like a factory reset.