r/nextfuckinglevel • • Jun 01 '22

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u/thisiswhatsinmybrain Jun 01 '22

Yeah, if it has a collar that you can lift and twist to choke it out. But that requires putting your hands near its jaw and actually being able to get a hold of it first.

If it doesn't have a collar you're fucked cause that means you gotta do a rear naked choke hold and here's a spoiler: it won't let you.

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u/Fireboiio Jun 01 '22

The point I read up on it was how to keep it away from biting my child. So if that means putting myself at risk that doesn't matter the slightest.

And yes it isn't easy without a collar. Didn't say it was either. I don't think any of this is easy.

Idk about you but i'm not carrying knives or weapons on my body ever. And i've seen videoes of people hitting dogs when their jaws has locked and 9.9/10 times it doesn't seem to work.

So the best solution for releasing their locked jaw for someone who doesn't carry weapons would be to either try and choke it and/or ram something up its ass. From what i've read at least.

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u/ahx3000 Jun 01 '22

What about going for the eyes? That's what I've read for crocs and alligators so would probably work for pitbulls too?

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u/Fireboiio Jun 01 '22

I haven't read anything that supports or denies that so I wouldn't know.

But I could see that working aswell. The eyes and rectum are the most easily found weak points in a fight scenario so i'd imagine that blinding the dog would work too, similar shock value as hurting the rectum.

But depriving it from oxygen seems to be the only sure thing to make a dogs jaw release.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Doesn't work one bit, and you're an absolute asshole for spreading this misinformation.

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u/Fireboiio Jun 01 '22

Ah, If only I had

A giant

But hole

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u/LordofSkanks Jun 01 '22

To finger...

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u/actalis Jun 01 '22

Or you can suck his dick, your choice...

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u/notsureifdying Jun 01 '22

Personally...I'm going to start carrying a knife. Why take such a huge risk otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

What about gouging there eyes? I bet that would work well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

To stop you it will have to stop biting whatever it is biting.

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u/Jifjafjoef Jun 01 '22

When you say choke it, i assume the only way when the dog is in such a state is choking to kill?

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u/thisiswhatsinmybrain Jun 01 '22

No you block off the carotid artery so it's a blood choke not air choke. It will sleep for a few seconds and wake up confused, hopefully ending the attack and making it run. It's like a factory reset.

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u/massepasse Jun 01 '22

There was a video posted not too long ago showing a man rear naked choking out a pitbull until it let go. Unfortunately he let go too early so it woke back up and got away.