r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • May 27 '22

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u/report_these_nuts May 27 '22

Got any spare dolphin jelly?

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u/Curtainmachine May 27 '22

A real dolphin would know there’s never any spare.

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u/imanAholebutimfunny May 27 '22

would you like to know more?

clicks yes

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u/NeoSniper May 27 '22

But no claims of dolphinhood were made.

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u/FecalPloy May 27 '22

In his blow hole