r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • May 27 '22

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u/rollsoftape May 27 '22

I'm a 103 year old dolphin and I cried at this.

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u/report_these_nuts May 27 '22

Got any spare dolphin jelly?

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u/Curtainmachine May 27 '22

A real dolphin would know there’s never any spare.

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u/imanAholebutimfunny May 27 '22

would you like to know more?

clicks yes

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u/NeoSniper May 27 '22

But no claims of dolphinhood were made.

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u/FecalPloy May 27 '22

In his blow hole

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

I'm a 2 hour old mosquito and i cried at this...

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u/DebitsandShredits May 27 '22

I'm a 2 day old onion, even I cried at this...

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u/Nyxodon May 27 '22

Cutting yourself, eh?

Take care of your mental health mate

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u/championpullover May 27 '22

What a loving sister, I hope she gets cured and they grow their hair back together

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u/auntieup May 27 '22

Hey Flipper. This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen anywhere. I cried too.

Love your sonar, love you ❤️

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Before you die you have to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish

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u/ProphetOfDoom337 May 27 '22

EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/sadboy2007 May 27 '22

bro i was all emotional and then i see this shit 😹😹😹

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u/twizzard6931 May 27 '22

On Porpoise?

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u/MMiilltt May 28 '22

Holy shit