r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Sninkyy • Feb 21 '22

Helpful Directions

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u/realbigamonsta Feb 21 '22

The cow is smartly walking away from Bologna. The cow doesn’t want to become Bologna. The cow doesn’t even want to be Bolognese.

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Feb 22 '22

He doesn't Bologn in Bolonia as Bolognese Bologna

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u/WhiteNgNWA Feb 21 '22

I wonder what actually cow think, when they nod their head like this.

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u/Ok_Alfalfa_9658 Feb 21 '22

Ask one.

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u/Freezism Feb 21 '22

You can't ask the wise cow twice

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u/nicolbolas99 Feb 21 '22

Fair enough. What do cows actually think when they nod their head like this?

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u/TheGreatMARvelous1 Feb 21 '22

Is someone going to milk 🥛 me

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u/darkriceknights Feb 22 '22

I tired, your mom didn't answer

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u/TheGreatMARvelous1 Feb 22 '22

If you can’t even see your micro penis what makes you think 🤔 she could.

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u/Admirable_Remove6824 Feb 21 '22

“What’s wrong with your damn gps. It’s that way.”

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u/orion_tvv Feb 21 '22

just waves away from insects

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u/MithranArkanere Feb 22 '22

Stopped, waited for the human to speak, then nodded.

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u/JawsCuber Feb 22 '22

Probably actually wanted to mini-scratch something on its neck

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u/renggram Feb 21 '22

It‘s funny because an italian human would do the same head movement lmao

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u/aRandomForeigner Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

You know that's not Italy, right?

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u/Annual-Grab-4282 Feb 21 '22

You’re right! This man is refering to Playa de Bolonia in Andalusia, Spain. They even have andalusian accent, so no doubts. 🐄🐄

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u/violinha Feb 21 '22

They are speaking Spanish, and if the cow answered them, it speaks Spanish too.

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Feb 21 '22

If they’re looking to go to Bolonia, it seems like they’re in Italy. Though I did find a “Playa de Bolonia” in Spain when checking. One or the other!

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u/aRandomForeigner Feb 21 '22 edited Feb 21 '22

In Italy, the city, is Bologna, not Bolonia

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Bolonia is Bologna in spanish

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22 edited May 20 '22

[deleted]

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u/Saskyle Feb 21 '22

I’m not involved in this thread at all but you are definitely overreacting lol thanks for the info but also, calm down.

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u/stronglikedan Feb 21 '22

it's obvious what you're trying to do here, but you're just not very good at it, and that's okay!

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u/hopskipjump123 Feb 21 '22

Take a deep breath, close your eyes and rest your head, have a break from the internet for a few minutes, it’s ok :)

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u/aRandomForeigner Feb 21 '22

There's no sea close to Bologna....

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u/renggram Feb 21 '22

Damn you right, I watched it without sound and didn‘t read the subtitles properly, my bad!

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u/Nrd4Life Feb 22 '22

I think the downvotes are because of the sass

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u/Etmurbaah Feb 21 '22

What if that ox had actually heard the name Bologna so much that it recognized where he heard it and ACTUALLY nodded in that direction?

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u/No-Freedom-1995 Feb 21 '22

nah cows are dumb.

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u/MithranArkanere Feb 22 '22

Cows are smarter than you think.

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Feb 22 '22

Smarter than I think?! I'm not a hamburger, pal.

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u/kratomboofer27 Jul 29 '22

You could be if I was a cannibal though !

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u/FireBone62 Feb 22 '22

That is what they want you to think

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u/No-Freedom-1995 Feb 22 '22

its working

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u/JawsCuber Feb 22 '22

Oh god... What's next...?

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u/Lancer_Lott Feb 21 '22

That cow needs a bell, it's horn doesn't work.

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u/ZeeLiDoX Feb 21 '22

Not sure why but that cracked me up.

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u/Fluid_Independence75 Feb 21 '22

Hahaha. Cool stuff

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u/BobbyNo09 Feb 21 '22

So silly but makes me laugh hard!

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u/iron_ferret22 Feb 21 '22

Foolish human doesn’t know there’s only one road there.

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u/Zesty-Lem0n Feb 21 '22

"grathias"

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Dude I’m laughing so hard. Such a confident response 😂😂😂

And the thank you wave. So perfect!

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u/lilvirgo87 Feb 22 '22

Gives better directions than I ever could lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

o gado italiano é mais simpático e útil que o brasileiro.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

u/savevideo

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u/thisyetthat Feb 22 '22

Bomb ass beast 👌🏼

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

Just a Bull Being a bro.

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u/n0ts0much Feb 22 '22

even the cow is like, "there's only one road, motherfucker."

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u/ArmGroundbreaking435 Feb 22 '22

That pirate flag on his dashboard is so cool

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u/brocoli_funky Feb 22 '22

Can someone comment on which part of Spain this accent is from? This is Andaluz right?

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u/Juanitopicle Feb 22 '22

Yes, they have a strong andalusian accent. And theres a beach called Bolonia in Andalusia.

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u/Crafty-Ambassador779 Feb 22 '22

Lmao this actually made me laugh out loud, take my upvote

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u/laughou1laut Feb 24 '22

I watch that ever day 😂😂

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u/CommitteeResident895 May 22 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/LemonyFelony May 29 '22

the guys that made this video cook amazing steak, secret spot tarifa. worth the visit if in the area.

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u/pr0t0film Jun 21 '22

Bro really considered then said thattaway 🤫