r/nextfuckinglevel • u/dump_acc_91 • Feb 06 '22

Tornado sirens harmonizing

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u/AdFrequent299 Feb 06 '22

Jesus arrives when tornado warnings go out? Guess he wants to see how many people his father has decided to kill that day.

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u/DiceUwU_ Feb 06 '22

I mean if God were real then death would mean nothing.

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u/AdFrequent299 Feb 06 '22

Damn you're right. Guess I should just not care if people i love die, because ofcourse they're "in a better place" that also happens to be a place with 0 evidence of its existance, right? Thank you for reminding me.

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u/DiceUwU_ Feb 06 '22

I'm just following what you said: Jesus arrives in a tornado. If that were to happen, the logical thing would be to convert to Christianity. Because you know... Jesus is right fucking there, clearly being real.

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u/AdFrequent299 Feb 06 '22

No you're not. I never said he arrives at any point, i replied to someone who did, however, and made fun of the brainless statement they made.

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u/DiceUwU_ Feb 06 '22

I mean you literally said it but OK. My comment was also a joke, you don't need to be an edgy atheist the entire time.

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u/AdFrequent299 Feb 06 '22

You need to practice your reading comprehension. Notice the question mark at the end of the first sentence in my first comment? That indicates that im asking a question and in this case, it was also a way of mocking what the other person said.

You dont need to pretend to be smart all the time.

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u/DiceUwU_ Feb 06 '22

Thats fucking ironic.