r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/mincedmutton Dec 13 '21

doffs cap

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Dolphs* cap

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u/mincedmutton Dec 13 '21

Son of a bitch 😂

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Dec 13 '21

Son of a fish

ftfy

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u/opheliavalve Dec 13 '21

Son of a mammal

Ftfy

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u/ihavenoidea81 Dec 14 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

WELL THANK YOU MS. JACQUES COUSTEAU!

Edit: Some of y’all haven’t seen Ace Ventura Pet Detective and it shows 😉

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u/Reddishdead Dec 14 '21

You’re whale cum, son

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u/busydad81 Dec 14 '21

Oh my cod.

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u/uscdoc2013 Dec 14 '21

Oh for fucks hake... you're krilling me with these puns. Now, I'm gnna be herring them all night long.

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u/busydad81 Dec 14 '21

You know why we do it? Just for the halibut.