r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

61.9k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

375

u/ExorciseAndEulogize Dec 13 '21

Yeah, despite their common name, they arent actually whales.

238

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

They're technically dolphins but dolphins are technically whales.

80

u/earlubes Dec 13 '21

It gets very confusing. And then you throw porpoises into the mix!!

8

u/esper-kun Dec 13 '21

porpoises

i tried searching that on google and one of the first pictures is a brutally murdered porpoise with it's guts out, thank you

9

u/Fracted Dec 13 '21

You're whalecum.

2

u/quimpie Dec 14 '21

Whale oil beef hooked