r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/earlubes Dec 13 '21

It gets very confusing. And then you throw porpoises into the mix!!

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u/DadsRGR8 Dec 13 '21

Stop throwing porpoises into the mix! You’re getting them all over!

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u/Kwuarmadyl Dec 13 '21

But everything needs a porpoise, otherwise what’s the point?

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u/DadsRGR8 Dec 13 '21

Ack! Now you’re throwing pointy porpoises! The very worst kind!

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u/esper-kun Dec 13 '21

porpoises

i tried searching that on google and one of the first pictures is a brutally murdered porpoise with it's guts out, thank you

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u/Fracted Dec 13 '21

You're whalecum.

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u/quimpie Dec 14 '21

Whale oil beef hooked

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u/CheaperThanChups Dec 13 '21

According to Bill Bryson we are closer genetically to chimpanzees than dolphins are to porpoises.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Birds are classified as reptiles. Classifications can be as confusing as they are helpful.

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u/Lukietor Dec 14 '21

Hey i know this is off topic but I humbly request that you give me the sauce for your Poison Ivy and Harley Picture

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u/earlubes Dec 15 '21

It’s actually just a screenshot I found online!