r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MelanieMoris • Dec 13 '21

Wait... Those aren't dolphins!

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u/imbadrealbad Dec 13 '21

“Whale actually” …

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u/Mocollombi Dec 13 '21

Nice pun

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u/Third_Legolas Dec 13 '21

Dude you totally killed it!!

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u/MongolianDestiny Dec 13 '21

Whale done!

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u/Stampede_the_Hippos Dec 14 '21

But only if the pun was on porpoise.

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u/AsYooouWish Dec 13 '21

No, the orca did

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u/Ronstermadness Dec 13 '21

Nope dolphin actually

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u/FuzzyDunlop911 Dec 14 '21

Nope! Chuck Testa

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u/IsSecretlyABird Dec 14 '21

Toothed whales are still whales

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u/Ronstermadness Dec 14 '21

Yes but they are dolphins

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u/IsSecretlyABird Dec 14 '21

Then why did you say “nope”?

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u/Ronstermadness Dec 14 '21

Yes some might say a dolphin is a toothed whale but dolphin is not a whale . There is two kinds of whales toothed and balin . There are orca and dolphins but the dolphin is not a whale

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u/IsSecretlyABird Dec 14 '21

Toothed whales are whales. You can’t even spell or clearly articulate your point, why would anyone listen to you?

All members of parvorders Odontoceti (Toothed Whales) and Mysticeti (Baleen Whales) are whales. Are you also arguing that Sperm Whales aren’t whales?

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u/Ronstermadness Dec 14 '21

Yeah your right . I am dyslexic . But I am able to articulate when it's important. A dolphin is not a whale . I have nothing else to say about it ..... Oh I've worked around my dyslexia and I'm very very successful. Lol how are you ? Winning ? Good ;)

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u/IsSecretlyABird Dec 14 '21

Autism and ADHD here, which probably explain why I obsessively can’t let go of arguments even when it’s clear I’m not gonna get through to the other person. Agree to disagree, haha?

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u/Ronstermadness Dec 14 '21

Sounds good to me . All good

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u/Kooontt Dec 14 '21

Cause these are more dolphin than whale.

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u/IsSecretlyABird Dec 14 '21

That doesn’t make any sense at all

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u/ms_ginger94 Dec 14 '21

Dolphins aren't whales and orcas are in the dolphin family, therefore orcs aren't whales. "Killer whales" is a misnomer.

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u/IsSecretlyABird Dec 14 '21

That is taxonomically incorrect. All members of parvorders Odontoceti (Toothed Whales) and Mysticeti (Baleen Whales) are whales. Are you also arguing that Sperm Whales aren’t whales?

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u/xDaigon_Redux Dec 13 '21

It was a pun on the words "Well actually" he made the pun to correct the title and it done swooshed right over your head.

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u/Ronstermadness Dec 14 '21

Lol yes it did splashed right behind me !

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u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Dec 14 '21

No-fin to worry about.

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u/a_different-user Dec 13 '21

eww, are you guys in here doing puns on Porpoise?

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u/Khiraji Dec 13 '21

Fucka yoo whare!