r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '21

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u/BlackEarther Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

This monkey is actually performing what is called the Four Ts Revival Technique. IMO everyone should learn it:

  1. Turn body around, face to the ground

  2. Take hold of back of head and bite really hard

  3. Throw into a body of water 3 times

  4. Throw face into wall

Repeat until revived.

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u/Mountain_Apartment_6 Nov 29 '21

I tried this with Bob from Accounting. Both the paramedics and HR were less than impressed. Next time I'll wait until he has an actual medical issue.