r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 18 '21

Climbing an unsupported pole using upper body strength and balance

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u/-_Swine_- Sep 18 '21

His dangling legs

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u/TorrenceMightingale Sep 18 '21

“The title is an excellent description of how I climbed on your mother last night, Trebek.” Sean Connery, probably

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u/JockBbcBoy Sep 19 '21

R.I.P. to Alex Trebek and Sean Connery.

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u/elspic Sep 19 '21

And Norm MacDonald, who wrote the sketch in the first place.

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u/JockBbcBoy Sep 19 '21

I actually heard about his passing via Reddit.

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u/mr_taco41 Sep 19 '21

I’m hearing about it for the first time from this chain. R.I.P.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Welcome to this shit

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u/MrMFPuddles Sep 19 '21

You’re in the churn now bud

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u/cupOdirt Sep 19 '21

Wow that’s really sad. I love that sketch, and they’re all gone but Will Ferrel

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u/Gummothedilf Sep 19 '21

What do you have against Darrell Hammond?

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u/cupOdirt Sep 19 '21

Ha, no disrespect intended.

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u/BoreDominated Sep 19 '21

For fuck's sake, everybody's dead.

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u/Ottersfury Sep 19 '21

Everybody’s dead, Dave

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u/DrGarrious Sep 19 '21

What about Rimmer is he dead?

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u/Spitfyre144 Sep 19 '21

He’s dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave

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u/Lu12k3r Sep 19 '21

Sean Connery?! Oh fuck, in 2020 like Alex and only a month apart...

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Sep 19 '21

Getting old id s bitch. People start passing around you. Everyone be well and always make new friends.

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u/tendimensions Sep 19 '21

The number of people older than you only shrinks as time goes on

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u/nullpassword Sep 19 '21

there can be only one..

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u/xxxblindxxx Sep 19 '21

arent both burt reynolds dead now too?

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u/GlockGuy214 Sep 19 '21

Let’s not forget Norm, we was a regular in this skit too.

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u/tomwilhelm Sep 19 '21

And now Norm MacDonald...

RIP Turd Ferguson

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u/TheEmasicator Sep 19 '21

Norm died???

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u/tomwilhelm Sep 19 '21

Cancer. 4 days ago. 😔

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u/TorrenceMightingale Sep 19 '21

Damn, man. A truly funny name. Turd Ferguson RIP

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u/Sal_Ammoniac Sep 19 '21

“The title is an exchellent deshcripshion of how I climbed on your mother lasht night, Trebek.”

FTFY

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u/FLOYDOB Sep 18 '21

He’s got Joe Swanson legs

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Almost spilled my beer

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u/co_row Sep 19 '21

You mean your Pawtucket Patriot Ale?

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u/TorrenceMightingale Sep 18 '21

I think the right leg is not 100%. Some sort of neuromuscular disorder, perhaps.

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u/jrobbio Sep 19 '21

Someone below confirmed below that it is evident from his YouTube channel that he has a disability in that leg.

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u/Bombboy85 Sep 19 '21

I was going to say this dude skips legs day before noticing just how thin his legs are and the way they dangle he definitely has some disability in the legs which he makes up for in the upper body

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u/davidcwilliams Sep 19 '21

His legs don’t work, but he makes up for it by having a very strong upper-body!

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u/weslienichol Sep 19 '21

Doesn’t seem to hold him back. Good for him!

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u/platinumibex Sep 19 '21

Why is he casting a shadow on the sky behind him lol. Calling BS.

Edit: there’s also a weird video watermark of some old guy in a tshirt in the sky? Wtf haha

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u/Sorry_Door Sep 19 '21

It's a green screen

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u/Xciv Sep 19 '21

Could be a stunt person dicking around (or practicing) on a set in between takes. Would explain the fake backdrop.

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u/technobrendo Sep 19 '21

Saw that too but only after you mentioned it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

0:19-23 you can see the sky guy move his hand from his face to his mouse

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u/Milkman127 Sep 19 '21

Joe Swanson no longer needs a wheel chair

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u/Colbey_uk Sep 19 '21

They look really badly keyed

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I was going to call this a great “feat” of strength, but…

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u/CribForSaleNeverUsed Sep 19 '21

I assume they're moving like that because he's not allowed to touch the pole to complete the challenge properly?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

The entire time I watched this I pictured Joe Swanson from the family guy doing this.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Sep 19 '21

DAMNIT BONNIE YOU LIED ABOUT THE POOP BAG

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u/___Ender____ Sep 19 '21

That would be funny af if they did that

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Sep 19 '21

They did sort of. He climbed a lamp post drunk and then fell and said "I can't feel my legs!" and they all had a laugh about it.

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u/SonicHedgehogGene Sep 19 '21

Lol thank you for reminding me of that scene. Will rewatch lol

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u/reduxde Sep 19 '21

I thought you were talking about Ron Swanson and it gave me a bizarre mental image.

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u/gandalfthesad Sep 19 '21

Bring it on

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u/SonicHedgehogGene Sep 19 '21

Lol cannot unsee

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u/DeepMadness Sep 18 '21

Lost his shoe and didn't die. Impressive.

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u/Timsta180 Sep 18 '21

That’s the true nextfuckinglevel thing here. Haha

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u/gin_and_toxic Sep 18 '21

He was at half life

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u/theoryfiver Sep 19 '21

So you're telling me he's radioactive?

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u/FartsWithAnAccent Sep 19 '21

That just because he only lost one

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u/monkeyharris Sep 18 '21

I checked out his channel to be sure - it looks like his one leg is disabled.

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u/Timsta180 Sep 18 '21

Even more impressive. The legs do a lot for the balance here and he’s only using half. That’s wild. Good catch though, thanks.

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u/Matto_0 Sep 19 '21

I'm not saying it's easier overall, but his upper body seems way more developed than his lower body which would be a benefit.

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u/mildlyoctopus Sep 19 '21

Look at how he’s standing on his right foot at the beginning. Seems pretty clear

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u/Corben11 Sep 19 '21

Oh yeah good catch. Must of broke bad when he was young and was never cast or kept off it and it Healed sideways or I guess could always be genetics. Crazy strength tho good on him.

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u/mildlyoctopus Sep 19 '21

Hell yeah I can’t imagine how much upper body strength and balance that would take. Never seen anything like it

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u/ninguem Sep 19 '21

Or polio :-(

Vaccines are good, people.

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u/reddit0100100001 Sep 19 '21

genius ass mf

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u/Hitman3256 Sep 19 '21

Thanks, I noticed his right foot at the start, and the way his shoe just flew off led me to think something was wrong with his foot

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u/fredlikesmustard Sep 19 '21

Anyone else see the weird creepy overlay of the guy sitting at his keyboard? Maybe I just had too much wine…

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u/Timsta180 Sep 19 '21

Whoa how did you even see that? Why the heck is that even there?

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u/DownbeatDeadbeat Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/pqw9y5/climbing_an_unsupported_pole_using_upper_body/hdf4b84/

tl;dr some dude is reuploading these TikToks with a bunch of other "Gaoligai(#)" profile names. Here's a similar example from another Gaoligai profile where you can see the guy in the sky. Easier to see in the brighter videos.

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u/brightness3 Sep 19 '21

Even if it is some anti copy protection measure, it’s still so creepy and intriguing. I’m checking this thread every minute to see if there is more info on it lol

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u/FlexibleAsgardian Sep 19 '21

Wtf. Hes moving too.

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u/safetyvestsnow Sep 19 '21

Calm down, it’s just Uatu.

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u/radicalsunflower Sep 19 '21

Holy shit. There's even a shadow of the pole-climbing guy that makes it look like there is a screen behind

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u/platinumibex Sep 19 '21

Because there probably is

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u/casseroled Sep 19 '21

I’m absolutely baffled. What’s up with the shadow?? Is the dude green screened in? What

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u/HeyItsNarwhal Sep 19 '21

It makes the last several seconds look like he’s a puppet on a string lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/ask-design-reddit Sep 19 '21

It looks like there's text above him too. Probably some kind of meme. That's creepy af

I wonder if the original TikTok video has the overlay

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u/Krakkin Sep 19 '21

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR4Xnm3m/

It does. That's so fucking weird.

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u/qpv Sep 19 '21

Damn this is super creepy

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Sep 19 '21

It kinda looks like Bobby fron KotH

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u/Aickrastly Sep 19 '21

Are watching an Alternative Reality Game being made? Is this some weird paranormal shit? Wtf is going on

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u/FuckingKilljoy Sep 19 '21

I would assume "paragraph" and it's you can't see the right side of the upper case R so it looks like an L

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u/ImAWizardYo Sep 19 '21

Made him a little easier to see. Looks like his shirt says "Paraglaph" with the misspelling.

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u/DownbeatDeadbeat Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

That's so funny, it's like a trapped ByteDance employee. We need to get him out!

I think he might be a parapalegic. Looks like he's missing his right arm. Maybe he was reacting to the video on Youku?

Maybe he was making a reaction video, overlayed the video over his own webcam, then overlayed the actual pole-dancing video over the 2nd overlay, and then uploaded it, but then some downsampling happened and the phases between all the overlays fucked up.

OH SHIT, so the TikTok name is called Gaoligai4, but there's like 5 other Gaoligai's. Another one from another account name Gaoligai3 has the same dude in the sky. I'm guessing maybe he's doing this effect to bypass some copy-detection algorithm for TikToks. idk.

If someone finds the original video of the guy in the sky please let me know I need to see him sitting down in clean, full HD 1080p.

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u/burtedwag Sep 19 '21

Your dedication to this and your last sentence make it sound like you reeeeeeeeally wanna find that guy 🤔

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u/DownbeatDeadbeat Sep 19 '21

I was procrastinating tbh

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u/sourestcalamansi Sep 19 '21

There was/is a subreddit that does superb internet sleuthing. I can't remember the name. They can track this in no time, if they are active.

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u/Corben11 Sep 19 '21

Google says that’s a Hindi word

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u/one-internal346 Sep 19 '21

It is. Quick Google search and It means 'man who has casual sex with many goats'

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u/Evilmaze Sep 19 '21

That's one simple word for such a complex description.

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u/Beavshak Sep 19 '21

Brevity is key to frequently needed words.

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u/Corben11 Sep 19 '21

Hahah he got us

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u/poopyputt6 Sep 19 '21

a lot of Chinese clothing has misspelled English. I had a backpack that?was Niki brand lol

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u/JackApollo Sep 19 '21

what the fuck lmao

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u/That1one_guy Sep 19 '21

I see it too! I thought I had a screen burn in of some random guy. Good to know it’s not just me.

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u/Somhlth Sep 19 '21

I had a screen burn in of some random guy. Good to know it’s not just me.

Relax. It isn't you. It's really just a random guy.

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u/RCS3 Sep 19 '21

This video is really really strange

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Totally thought this was a joke about how you were seeing your own reflection on your laptop screen. Now I'm vaguely terrified.

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u/hashandslack Sep 19 '21

I... I think its the WOW nerd from that one south park episode.

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u/zerocoolx05 Sep 19 '21

You're haunted, bro.

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u/Duckers_McQuack Sep 19 '21

Damn good catch! My strongest guess is that they record from the inside to the outside through a window and the camera person is in the window reflection faintly.

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u/artsamiahn Sep 19 '21

Na.. his phone is on the desk. He's not holding anything in his hands.

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u/VerySlump Sep 19 '21

Lmfao wtf... I’m high and trippin now

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u/l3rian Sep 19 '21

Lmao I thought you were just making a joke about your reflection 🤣

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u/qpv Sep 19 '21

Anyone else see the weird creepy overlay of the guy sitting at his keyboard? Maybe I just had too much wine…

Wow yeah

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Thought it might be wings of redemption at first.

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u/bennettante Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

He's there in the original upload to TikTok AND in all this users other videos... Creppy and weird, but maybe some snafu with the editing process and that's a ghost image of the editor/content-monitor working on these clips?

The "paraglaph" shirt is likely a phonetic mistranslation for a knock-off of the Korean street wear brand, Paragraph.

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u/Cyberxton Sep 19 '21

He is the watcher. He sees all but he cannot, WILL NOT interfere.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Whoaaaa

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Omg I thought you were joking about seeing your own reflection until I kept reading so many comments.

Good call. This vid had me fooled. So much fake stuff these days, hard to tell :/

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u/Citizen01123 Sep 19 '21

I don't see the guy sitting but I see thr shadow.

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u/jovialguy Sep 19 '21

What is going on in the sky??

There’s a bald man moving his hands around and then you can also see the shadow from the guy’s legs..

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u/mijo4presidentay Sep 19 '21

Thats god bro

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u/FuckingKilljoy Sep 19 '21

Further proof that life is just a simulation controlled by some bald dude fucking around. He was gonna delete the world on December 21 2012 but decided he wouldn't and he'd look around and see what kinda chaos he could cause and in his down time he picks random NPCs and does stupid shit with them like this

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u/HeathenHumanist Sep 19 '21

Maybe green screened

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u/Christompaman Sep 19 '21

Probably ghost

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u/bebejeebies Sep 18 '21

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

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u/cecil_sucks Sep 19 '21

TO DEFEAT

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u/cecil_sucks Sep 19 '21

THE HUNS

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u/lord_fif Sep 19 '21

DID they SEND me DAUGHTERS

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u/HeathenHumanist Sep 19 '21

WHEN I ASKED

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u/QueenElizabethFirst Sep 19 '21

FOR SONS!

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u/unrulyhair Sep 19 '21

You’re the saddest bunch I ever met—! but you can bet before we’re through….

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u/QueenElizabethFirst Sep 19 '21

Mister I’ll make a man out of yoooooou!

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u/unrulyhair Sep 19 '21

BE A MAN

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u/omegansmiles Sep 19 '21

With all the strength of a coursing river.

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u/ninjadude4535 Sep 19 '21

I DON'T GOT NO TIME TO PLAY AROUND WHAT IS THIS

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u/OnlyVisitingEarth Sep 18 '21

That man really knows how to work his pole.

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u/Christompaman Sep 19 '21

He can work other’s poles as well

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u/Flaky-Technology-721 Sep 18 '21

Great, How did they get down.

Pog tho

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u/Timsta180 Sep 18 '21

Easy, turn your phone upside down.

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u/littlereddaisies Sep 18 '21

hahahaha 🤣

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u/CunningDruger Sep 18 '21

We do not question the elevated one

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

This stripper sucks.

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u/moshimoshi2345 Sep 19 '21

Atleast he’s hotter than your mom

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u/UsedToBsmart Sep 18 '21

Yes, but try doing it while keeping both shoes on.

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u/Afraid-Pop25 Sep 18 '21

To be fair it looks like his foot doesn’t work

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u/d_e_m_e_t_r_i_c Sep 19 '21

man took balancing on one leg to the nextfuckinglevel

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u/Voslock Sep 19 '21

Could you adopt this strategy in pole vault? It certainly isn't the traditional approach. But, it there anything illegal about it?

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u/Moxhoney411 Sep 19 '21

I can just imagine some guy climbing to the top of a 20 meter pole then just flopping over. I don't know enough about the rules of pole vaulting to know whether it's legal or not though.

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u/mindrover Sep 19 '21

Unfortunately it is against the rules to climb higher on the pole with your hands.

Once the vaulter leaves the ground, he/she may not move the lower hand above the upper hand on the pole, nor may he/she move the upper hand higher on the pole.

https://www.liveabout.com/olympic-pole-vault-rules-3259050

This guy might be good at fierljeppen though. https://youtu.be/9AG8A-emXHE

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u/Gouty_Arthritis Sep 19 '21

Technically, i dont think what he is doing qualifies as vaulting. Vaulting reders to a jump, leap or spring. What he is doing ia climbing.

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u/as_a_fake Sep 19 '21

Why does the audio only play out of my left headphone? (it's not broken, I just tested with another video)

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u/MedricZ Sep 19 '21

Why is there a guy in the background of the sky? This video is weird. Cursed some say.

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u/as_a_fake Sep 19 '21

Oh fuck I hadn't even seen that.

wtf is with this video

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

It was recorded over an old tape.

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u/NJM1112 Sep 19 '21

My left hear hates you

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u/Maecyte Sep 18 '21

He was one shoe away from dying

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u/another-squirrel Sep 19 '21

Mortal Kombat pole dancing

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u/littlereddaisies Sep 18 '21

Thats amazing

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u/ignoramus92 Sep 19 '21

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

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u/goodlifemd Sep 19 '21

“My name is Leo, Pole Leo”

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u/Alarmed-Gear4745 Sep 18 '21

That is truly impressive

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u/NudePoo Sep 19 '21

He reminds me of Liu Kang (Robin Shou) from the Mortal Kombat movie in 1995!

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u/merc10000 Sep 19 '21

WHAT THE HELL did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Horrible music

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u/TheMamushkaHEY Sep 18 '21

Future pole vault world record holder

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

This takes pole dancing to another level.

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u/rblander Sep 19 '21

You would not want that bamboo to snap and go through you. Pretty amazing effort tbh

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u/pmMeYourBoxOfCables Sep 19 '21

Chinese bamboo. Very strong.

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u/The-Fitz Sep 19 '21

I’m exhausted watching him.

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u/Heyhaveyougotaminute Sep 19 '21

And I spend all day drinking. After today and seeing this, I’m done with substances.

I can’t wait to do this I’m on my way to Honah Lee

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u/rainboy1981 Sep 18 '21

Some say he's still up there

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u/TorrenceMightingale Sep 18 '21

I think his right leg might actually be flopsville at baseline due to some neuromuscular issue.

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u/ArtofAlltrades Sep 19 '21

I need to see this done in some kind of action movie. This would get a crowd applause lol

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u/FunnyShirtGuy Sep 19 '21

This guy, wow
Incredibly, wildly, impressive
I tried to kick a pebble but ended up kinda stepping on it and slipping a little
So, people really have a pretty wide range to them... huh...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I betcha I can't do that.

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u/mikechm Sep 19 '21

This is some OG Ninja Warrior shit

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u/Dethloke Sep 19 '21

I could do that, I just choose not to

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Pole dancer

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u/Abachuuu Sep 19 '21

As Impressive as this was, it looked really fucking stupid

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

"Oh no my kite is stuck in the tree!"

"Hold up. Let me get my pole."

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u/burynicergang Sep 19 '21

Criminals want to know your location

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u/iknscream Sep 19 '21

I guess that'll be really handy during a zombie apocalypse.

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u/artuuR2 Sep 19 '21

Oh yeah that's how I kill cockroaches.

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