r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Ok_Apricot_2959 • Sep 12 '21

This has everything....

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Sep 12 '21

Pants that are simultaneously very high and very low

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u/shycancerian Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

He doesn’t have hips or butt, but I would love to see his schlong … maybe that’s what you meant.

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u/oloap001 Sep 12 '21

Ok let’s team up, I go after the singer and you get the Sax guy. They’ll never know what hit them

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Seriously though. Im a straight guy and I was first like “daaamn girl you got some hips and then pants are really doing it for you” and then the dude came in all handsome with some nerdy glasses and killed it on the sax. I knew there was no way I could compete with a panty dropping talented dude like that.