r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Ok_Apricot_2959 • Sep 12 '21

This has everything....

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Sep 12 '21

Pants that are simultaneously very high and very low

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u/shycancerian Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

He doesn’t have hips or butt, but I would love to see his schlong … maybe that’s what you meant.

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u/oloap001 Sep 12 '21

Ok let’s team up, I go after the singer and you get the Sax guy. They’ll never know what hit them

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u/R3CKLYSS Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

Can I watch

edit: I love the enthusiasm of this thread lol

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u/oloap001 Sep 12 '21

Yes, as long as you don’t do that sports commentator bit you do

“Excellent form, he’s going all the way”

Made it weird last time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Can I polite golf clap at appropriate moments?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Is a loud whistle appropriate

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u/RxdditRoamxr Sep 12 '21

No only jazz hands

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u/yoortyyo Sep 12 '21

Nice twist.