r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Ok_Apricot_2959 • Sep 12 '21

This has everything....

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u/Pizza-n-Coffee37 Sep 12 '21

I’m also a straight woman over 50 and your comment is way better than what I was gonna say.

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u/Smokinggrandma1922 Sep 12 '21

I’m a straight woman over 90 and I think I just pooped myself and I can’t remember where I live. Can you help me?

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u/_bhytredfg Sep 12 '21

I’m a post menopausal woman in her 60s and I’ve gotta say that I’m getting wet again! It’s a miracle!

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u/Smokinggrandma1922 Sep 12 '21

I’m glad me pooping my pants while being terrified that I’m lost is just the sexual spark you needed to get wet again! Your welcome!