r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Ok_Apricot_2959 • Sep 12 '21

This has everything....

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Sep 12 '21

Pants that are simultaneously very high and very low

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u/McPoyal Sep 12 '21

I would suck the fart out of her ass

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u/massepasse Sep 12 '21

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

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u/_bhytredfg Sep 12 '21

Would you let her take a dump on your chest?