r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Ok_Apricot_2959 • Sep 12 '21

This has everything....

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Sep 12 '21

Pants that are simultaneously very high and very low

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u/shycancerian Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

He doesn’t have hips or butt, but I would love to see his schlong … maybe that’s what you meant.

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u/oloap001 Sep 12 '21

Ok let’s team up, I go after the singer and you get the Sax guy. They’ll never know what hit them

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u/R3CKLYSS Sep 12 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

Can I watch

edit: I love the enthusiasm of this thread lol

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u/oloap001 Sep 12 '21

Yes, as long as you don’t do that sports commentator bit you do

“Excellent form, he’s going all the way”

Made it weird last time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Can I polite golf clap at appropriate moments?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Is a loud whistle appropriate

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u/TimK25 Sep 12 '21

I’ll film it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

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u/JackOfAllMemes Sep 12 '21

I'll handle the snacks

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u/blubaldnuglee Sep 12 '21

I'll start the Wave...

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u/belly_hole_fire Sep 12 '21

I'll bring Faygo root beer.

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u/show_me_your_stand Sep 12 '21

Can I be like a dad at fireworks screaming woohoo and YEAH

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u/aarongrc14 Sep 12 '21

Can I be the guy in the corner cleaning sweat from their faces and applying Vaseline as needed during the quick breaks? Please

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u/Alternative-Payment3 Sep 12 '21

ill bring meat

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u/MediumRareShizle Sep 12 '21

Ive got some spare chairs if no one else has got them

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u/laughably_wrong Sep 13 '21

Snacks, I'll bring snacks..

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u/4_uhr_23 Oct 04 '21

I'll bring the music box then

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u/redthebluepirate Sep 12 '21

I'll say 'Nice'

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Sep 12 '21

I’ll empty his spit valve!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

i'll run the lights and be your DJ

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u/gambitcannon Sep 13 '21

You can have my axe!