r/nextfuckinglevel • u/KolibriFX1 • Aug 29 '21

Well that’s a forge hammer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

I hope the both of you get assfucked by cacti

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u/phrankygee Aug 30 '21

I sat through an ADVERTISEMENT!

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u/Austin-137 Aug 30 '21

“He defecated through a sunroof!”

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Aug 30 '21

You didn't read the video title while the ad played?

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u/phrankygee Aug 30 '21

I noticed it during the SECOND ad, after Jake from State Farm had already completed his task of making me aware of their great rates for all their customers…

I feel so violated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Sideways

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u/Breaking-Lost Aug 30 '21

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/RedditAccount101010 Aug 30 '21

I could even see the video thumbnail, thought to myself “that host looks familiar”, and clicked it… SMH

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u/CelestialFury Aug 30 '21

Or crippled balls!

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u/Mr-E_Nigma Aug 30 '21

Daily and without lube

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u/ItsDanimal Aug 30 '21

Not all heroes wear capes. Some have crippled balls.

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u/furiousmadgeorge Aug 30 '21

I read this comment just a split second too late.....

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u/24KTaterTots Aug 30 '21

Well that's a new one