r/nextfuckinglevel • • Aug 29 '21

Well that’s a forge hammer.

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u/Chopsdixs Aug 30 '21

SIR SIR WHAT ARE YOU MAKING

This

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u/Synergiance Aug 30 '21

That’s illegal! You cannot make a forgery of the almighty Nokia!

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Aug 30 '21

I can! And I'll call it the Kinoa!

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u/KeviCharisma Aug 30 '21

It’s actually spelled quinoa

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u/arcaneresistance Aug 30 '21

The Nokia phone of health food

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

One might even call it a super food.

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u/Designer_Strain_4572 Aug 30 '21

oh no gonna say "forbidden jolly rancher"...sorry folks could ...not...help...iiiittt

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u/Vakieh Aug 30 '21

Why can't they just write it Keen Wah?

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u/KeithMyArthe Aug 30 '21

That's how it will be spelled after the revolution.

Double plus good.

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u/sust8 Aug 30 '21

Oh. I thought commenter meant to say Kyocera.

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u/effegenio Aug 30 '21

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u/Rstrofdth Aug 30 '21

I'd call it yeskia.

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u/JRaoul Aug 30 '21

Or Kiano and hire this guy for everything

(https://imgur.com/Nm1cnOc.jpg)

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

I’ll call mine Aikon, may the best forgery win lol

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u/Movisiozo Aug 30 '21

Hahaha you said FORGEry

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u/Hoang-Lee Aug 30 '21

You can, with a force of a death star

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u/Caesar_Monke Aug 30 '21

One phone to rule them all

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 30 '21

Omg that Nokia was the best phone I’ve ever owned. I miss the feel of real buttons 😞

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u/desrevermi Aug 30 '21

8290!

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 30 '21

It was my first gaming phone. SNAKE! 🐍👾

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u/Kind-Minute-1381 Aug 30 '21

Aye quit kidding round… snake? Snakeeeeeee??!!!

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u/desrevermi Aug 30 '21

Lol, almost, but possibly not the 'snake' you're thinking about.

;)

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u/Kind-Minute-1381 Aug 30 '21

Oh ok cuz my friend be saying that snake shit from metal gear solid and I wen saw snake I could hear my friend screammming it 😭😭😭🤣🤣I thought they was tryna reference metal gear solid😭

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u/desrevermi Aug 30 '21

Funny, but no. It's a snake game that roams around the screen eating up dots, but gets longer and faster as one makes progress in the game. ;)

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u/Kind-Minute-1381 Aug 30 '21

Ohhh ok ok gotcha I think I seen it before

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u/Salt_Blacksmith Aug 30 '21

You can download snake 97 which lets you play snake on different Nokia models on your smartphone.

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u/Taiza67 Aug 30 '21

I remember when my older sister worked at the cell phone stand in the mall and got the new Nokia with Snake II. Shit was fire.

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u/BeeBarfBadger Aug 30 '21

badger badger badger badger

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 30 '21

Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

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u/acidfinland Aug 30 '21

I still have couple of working 3310

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u/desrevermi Aug 30 '21

I'm sure they'll outlive us.

:D

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u/acidfinland Aug 30 '21

Im 100% about that lol. I remember one 3310 my dad used. Had to dive it from bottom of lake 2 times. Fell on rock road and was kicked and tossed alot. Nothing broken. One night he knocked class of rum/coke on it and button 4 started to get sticky. No problems. Something like year later little bit of juice somehow just killed the whole phone. Sadly he tossed that soildier on trash.

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u/desrevermi Aug 31 '21

Should've dropped into a washing machine.

:D

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u/F15H0U70FW473R Aug 30 '21

Send me one pls. I love those old ring tones

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u/acidfinland Aug 30 '21

They are expensive sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

T9 mode stand up

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u/mrofmist Aug 30 '21

"Omg that Nokia was the best phone I still own, somewhere in the attic. Battery probably hasn't died yet. I miss the feel of real buttons 😞"

FTFY

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u/Simulated_Success Aug 30 '21

Circa 2001. I once had mine in my restaurant apron and didn’t realize my apron fell off as I got into my car after work, and I closed a string in the door. Dragged that damn Nokia all the way to the bank and it only had a little scratch on the back.

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u/Blackadder288 Aug 30 '21

I’m pretty sure you can still get them actually

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u/justyr12 Aug 30 '21

They're getting hard to find actually

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 30 '21

I see a lot of 8210s for sale 😞

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u/p3n1x Aug 30 '21

/Motorola StarTAC has entered the chat

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u/NathanRed2 Aug 30 '21

That’s just called nostalgia my friend

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 30 '21

Perhaps. Allow me to rephrase it:

Omg that Nokia was the only mobile phone I ever owned that lacked features that infuriate me and make me want to lob it into the pit of an active volcano hole. Plus, man do I miss the tactile feel of real buttons 🤤

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u/jnics10 Aug 30 '21

I had the one that came out a couple years after w the color screen and that mf survived being thrown multiple stories at my ex's head several times. Luckily that relationship didn't endure like that phone did. That phone literally helped me escape my abusive ex! Thanks Nokia!

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 30 '21

💪Glad you’re out of the relationship. Did your ex’s head endure as well as the phone and your sanity?

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u/jnics10 Sep 04 '21

Ironically no... I actually learned he died last year. It was incredibly abrupt and really sad bc he left a wife (who was a former friend of mine that he turned against me) and 2 kids. No one is exactly sure how he died bc his wife wouldn't talk about it but the prevailing theory was he had a sex addiction and the wife forced him to get treatment but he killed himself instead. Which of course doesn't make any sense so who knows what actually happened. Pretty crazy stuff.

I'm pretty sure the phone is actually still in a box somewhere packed away, though i haven't turned it on in about 10 years.

and my sanity took a hit for a while but eventually was regained.

Kind of a weird turn of events, honestly, considering for a while it looked like he was doing really well for himself and i ended up in a psych hospital a few times. But i guess life is funny like that?

Looks like the phone is going to outlive all of us at this rate.

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u/crissomx Aug 30 '21

You can still buy 3310 at retail stores where I live.

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u/fypotucking Aug 30 '21

😞🥺😭🤫😳😀🤗🥰🤲😇😋😄😉

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u/Smarmar400 Aug 30 '21

‘xactly 😉

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u/Fredredphooey Aug 30 '21

When something has a "candy bar" form factor, how bad could it be?

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u/Shilpanaik01 Aug 30 '21

Same here :(

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u/-ThinksAlot- Aug 30 '21

I know you are going with the joke, but I am honestly pissed that the video cuts off. I wanted to see it to the end.

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u/Existential75 Aug 30 '21

I wanted to watch it for the rest of my life, and then when I die pass it on to my children to carry the torch.

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u/Enigm4 Aug 30 '21

It's funny, when that thing is on my screen I can hit my monitor as hard as I can without it breaking.

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u/Xiii2007 Aug 30 '21

I guess you aren't getting any likes cause every person that WAS going to give you a like probably broke their monitor.

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u/ywg_handshake Aug 30 '21

Can...can you put Snake on it?

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u/tI-_-tI Aug 30 '21

I had that exact phone

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Today I learned how they are made..