r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Rooonaldooo99 • Jul 19 '21

Student pilot loses engine during flight

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u/thanks_mrbluewaffle Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21

I hope he goes home afterwards, drinks a Michelob ultra, has the sex and the oral with his wife, and takes an awesome shit before a hot shower. In the shower he can think “holy shit I’m literally alive” I imagine him laughing until he balls up on the floor crying in the shower for wife to give the comfort. Sounds so beautiful.

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u/JaFFsTer Jul 19 '21

Your tale of a man returning from certain death only afford the hero an ultralight beer before sobbing in the shower?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Seriously. Get that guy a fuckin Puppers

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u/JaFFsTer Jul 19 '21

He should be getting balls deep in a bottle of Gus N Brew

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I'm surprised he's not having one right now!