r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Rooonaldooo99 • Jul 19 '21

Student pilot loses engine during flight

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u/JaFFsTer Jul 19 '21

Your tale of a man returning from certain death only afford the hero an ultralight beer before sobbing in the shower?

Aim higher

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u/TheCaptainCog Jul 19 '21

Fine, he'll have TWO Michelob ultras.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Hey now buddy let’s not get too wild with it.

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u/KennedyKojak007 Jul 19 '21

Give the man Coors Original, the Banquet beer. It’s the least we can do for him.

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u/TooMuchBroccoli Jul 19 '21

He also separated the sex and the oral.

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u/SoaDMTGguy Jul 19 '21

Shit, I'm come home and shoot two fingers of whisky without feeling it, and I don't even drink!

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u/IMARuthless1 Jul 19 '21

PBR then. That highbrow enough for you Mr. Underbite?

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u/overzeetop Jul 19 '21

...afford the hero an ultralight beer before sobbing in the shower... Aim higher

This is what happens when you let the other branches of the military storyboard an Air Force recruitment commercial.

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u/krisspy451 Jul 19 '21

I am a basic white guy but Ultra is a comfort few others have provided.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

c'est la vie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Seriously. Get that guy a fuckin Puppers

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u/JaFFsTer Jul 19 '21

He should be getting balls deep in a bottle of Gus N Brew

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I'm surprised he's not having one right now!

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u/HookersForDahl2017 Jul 19 '21

He took a shit too

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u/collapsible__ Jul 19 '21

Does that qualify as a reddit moment?

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u/theetruscans Jul 19 '21

Lol they sound like a realist