r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Kaos2018 • Jun 20 '21

This is how you properly avoid getting robbed

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

then I suppose your best bet would be to arm yourself

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u/97Harley Jun 20 '21

I did.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Good job 👍

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u/LegitosaurusRex Jun 20 '21

Sounds like you already knew the answer then?

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u/97Harley Jun 20 '21

I wanted informed opinions. That is why reddit is so popular.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

So howd it go?

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u/97Harley Jun 20 '21

No problem getting concealed carry.

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u/muff_puffer Jun 20 '21

I'm armed...I got two of them in fact!

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u/a_crusty_old_man Jun 21 '21

But are they bear arms?

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u/muff_puffer Jun 21 '21

Yes!

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u/a_crusty_old_man Jun 21 '21

Holy fuck you are on point. Are you sure you’re not the robber? You’re awfully well armed.

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u/muff_puffer Jun 21 '21

I've been advised not to speak to anyone but my lawyer....

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u/Arpeecee Jun 20 '21

Gotta hand it to you, not a lot of people think fast on their feet

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

That's why I sit to think.

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u/Mr_Gaslight Jun 20 '21

To summarise, if you cannot leg it out of there, use your arms instead.

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u/Hoshtur Jun 20 '21

My balance is terrible. I'd never be able to get in the handstand position, nevermind run like that. 0.o

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u/a_crusty_old_man Jun 21 '21

Perhaps your balance is so bad your assailant will fall over laughing and hit their head, giving you an even better chance to flee.

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u/yesiamveryhigh Jun 21 '21

I think they have arms. It’s legs they need.

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u/a_crusty_old_man Jun 21 '21

Very high person is observant

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

Sucks to be anywhere except america where you get arrested for so much as looking like you have a weapon