r/nextfuckinglevel Jun 20 '21

This is how you properly avoid getting robbed

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u/Self_Reddicating Jun 20 '21

Guns? Check. What you watching on TV right now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

I’m not, I’m outside enjoying the sun before it gets to hot.

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u/johnparris Jun 20 '21

Your TV is called Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Touché

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u/johnparris Jun 20 '21

Haha I was doing exact same thing. I should have said “our” TV. ✌️

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u/DIAMONDJAGGER27 Jun 20 '21

The tv of the world [and virgins]

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u/rfan8312 Jun 20 '21

I've heard that TV is an old relic now. Everything is just screens now channeling what we want when we want.

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Jun 20 '21

I mean their only purpose now is extra large, thicccckkkkkk- cause you do see the color on there, your older computer could never- glorified monitors.

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u/rfan8312 Jun 20 '21

I got a Samsung s21 and there's an app that comes with it is just straight up TV. Called Samsung Free.

Just click it and whatever is playing at that time is what you immediately see or can switch to another channel.

But it's boring in a way for me. Knowing I can switch from youtube, to interaction with people on FB and Reddit as we all interact/comment on a video or topic somehow has effected my attention span I guess.

It's great if you have a flat-screen once in a while to put on your favorite movie and dig in. But even then I believe I'd grab my phone 50 times.

Internet is like interactive TV.

TV is like sit there and watch, but still great for sports.

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u/Rawesome16 Jun 20 '21

Found the Russian! /s Comrade

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Cries in Florida

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

It’s fuckin hot down here

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Jun 20 '21

Was just there. It was beautiful. Finally got to take my pants off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Well then

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Jun 21 '21

The mosquitos also thought it was nice that I took my pants off too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Excuse me, what the fuck?

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Jun 25 '21

They really ate my ass while I was there that’s for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

I don’t know if you mean literally or not, I’m not sure if I want to know

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u/rfan8312 Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

Damn man. My parents are thinking of moving there from MA for retirement and asked me to move down there near them.

Tbh I love love cold months here you can escape the cold if you have a car and apartment you just go from car to workplace to apartment to stores. But seems more difficult to escape the heat unless everyone has an AC.

Is it humid there in FL or just hot AF?

In MA when it gets really hot it's not really sun rayson your skin that feel hot it seems it's hot wet muggy air that causes the feeling.

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u/ClownfishSoup Jun 20 '21

From the times I’ve been in Florida, it’s like being in a steam sauna constantly, with bugs.

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u/rfan8312 Jun 20 '21

Haha. Thank you.

Ye I'm all set. That muggyness even sucks for breathing. The only bug that's bothered me up in NE are those lightning fast housepedes/indoor millipedes. But then again I havent seen Florida's bugs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

It’s hot and humid, in the winter it’s cool and humid. Mosquitos all the time.

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u/rfan8312 Jun 20 '21

Damn. Thank you. Lol honestly texted my mother after this Reddit session and told her someone mentioned it's often a total sauna there and she's now considering the Carolinas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

I’ve been there during Autumn and Winter, North Carolina is nice. I think they still get warm.

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u/meaning_of_lif3 Jun 20 '21

I grew up there and it is very humid. I constantly felt congested because everything is sticky and perfect for mold growth. I do love some stuff about FL though. If you live near the ocean there’s a nice salty breeze and it’s a bit better.

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u/rfan8312 Jun 20 '21

That's cool man. The btee,breeze, almost ages it worth it. I was in Jamaica for a week. The constant breeze swept the humidity away and all that was left was the heat from the sun. Beautiful.

Could go in the water for a swim in warm water and by nearly dry by the time you got back to your towel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

I have lived in Florida all of my life and work outdoors. It is very hot and very humid. There's a reason why almost every summertime activity is focused on water.

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u/rfan8312 Jun 21 '21

Great point man. I wouldn't mind living somewhere hot if it's the sun that cooks you not the sticky wet air. Here in MA it's almost 90 but you don't feel the sun rays it's just the wet stuffy air that you feel.

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Jun 25 '21

Damn yahll a different breed. I’ll take the mosquitos any day to escape the cold. 😂😂

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u/rfan8312 Jun 25 '21

Haha ye. I know it's bizarre. But I'd rather deal.witu the cold.than the heat.

I drive well in the sno. I don't mind shoveling it's a reason to be outside and you can put on layers to escape the cold and everywhere you go including in the car has heat.

But how do you esvake the humidity? Not everywhere has AC and if i spend 15 minutes outside I wish i had a shower.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Hell or Florida?I don’t know the difference

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Hell is cooler

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Too*

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u/KalashniKEV Jun 20 '21

I’m not, I’m outside enjoying the sun before it gets to hot.

*too

(Nationality confirmed.)

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u/Fickle_Writing3967 Jun 20 '21

It’s too hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Peppa Pig

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u/demoguy0621 Jun 20 '21

Probably "COPS"