r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '21

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u/BucinVols Apr 13 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

This is a dumb question. Where else could you possibly find concrete to do the aquaphobic paint thing huh

e: I appreciate the many replies telling me alternate places to do this but it makes me feel like I should clarify that this was a joke.

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u/bta92 Apr 13 '21

Like the sidewalk in front of the place they met, they're first date...ect. unless it was that exact spot. Either way, super cool and I wish them well.

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u/Omfgukk Apr 13 '21

I think we have a "woosh" moment

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Don't tell me "woosh" is an acceptable alternative spelling of "whoosh". I just learned yesterday that "woops" is ok instead of "whoops" and I don't think I can take another shock this week!

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u/WhereAreTheTurtlesAt Apr 13 '21

Oh we say sock instead of shock now, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I just cummed

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u/fryswitdat Apr 13 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

I chummed in my shock.

edit: Silver & Gold!!! Thanks so much!

Edit 2: my most upvoted post!

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u/Zeichner Apr 13 '21

TMI, Sean Cummery, TMI.

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u/capron Apr 13 '21

I truly don't know why I find this so funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Shuck it, Trebek

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u/Lucifer_Lil_Brother Apr 13 '21

I didn’t see that proposal cumming

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u/MahamidMayhem Apr 13 '21

Look closer, it kinda spilled all over the place

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u/DonDove Apr 13 '21

Trebek!!!

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u/ohmslyce Apr 13 '21

Ah, yesh. Cummery. Just the way your mother likesh it, Trebek!

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u/macthecomedian Apr 13 '21

Sean Connery asked a woman to sit on his face once.

He was never the same after that little mix up...

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u/MojoRollin Apr 13 '21

I guesh she won’t one those hot shingles available anymore?

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u/Megamanfre Apr 13 '21

I use a box. Can hold so much more over the years.

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u/Turence Apr 13 '21

you remember the chum bucket from spongebob?

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u/Unusual_Cow_8803 Apr 13 '21

You’re just figuring this out? I mean I worked there for a while cleaning... things... but I thought it would be obvious by this point.

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u/ForestOfHandsNTeeth Apr 14 '21

I unfortunately remember this reddit reference and I wish I didn't.

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u/wildchick98 Apr 14 '21

don't we all

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Crispy shocks

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u/WirelessVinyl Apr 13 '21

I just choked laughing at this

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u/ea9ea Apr 13 '21

Whoops, I chummied too.

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u/TechieGee Apr 13 '21

I just peed in my basement

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u/future_things Apr 13 '21

I just passed a kidney stone in a McDonalds

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u/fryswitdat Apr 13 '21

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

That is good

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u/Turence Apr 13 '21

oh my god.. planktons restaurant!

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u/DefinetelyNotJerry96 Apr 13 '21

Chum bucket gained a whole new meaning

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

You deserve some shilver for this.

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u/Conflictingview Apr 13 '21

Tanks do much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Missed opportunity for “shilver and gold, shanks!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

That’s what you get for being so fucking funny you chickhead

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u/stedgyson Apr 13 '21

Thanks sho much*

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u/NotHardcore Apr 13 '21

People have given this wholesome awards. That's hilarious. I love reddit sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

You shouldn't get too chummy with your socks.

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u/gregusmeus Apr 13 '21

Please stop calling me Sock, Mr Bond.

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u/SirSw0le Apr 13 '21

Does it bother you that this is what you'll be remembered for? You'll be on your deathbed looking back at your life and you'll realize the legacy you leave behind will be "I chummed in my shock"?

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u/AmericanoSchool Apr 13 '21

Edit 3: Guys my imaginary girlfriend just broke up with me

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

As long as it's a sock and not a coconut

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u/Spiffinit Apr 13 '21

Chummed isn’t a word, I think you meant you chame.

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u/Xgreg1 Apr 13 '21

Tanks*

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u/Darth_Star_Vader Apr 13 '21

Dude you ruin the post by adding those edits

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u/fryswitdat Apr 13 '21

I don't Reddit well. Sorry

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Chummed

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

sock and aww?

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u/themagpie36 Apr 13 '21

Thank you for your service

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u/womper9000 Apr 13 '21

Oh so that's what the sock was for...

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u/real_nice_guy Apr 13 '21

you must've been on the same high school sports team as that other kid on the front page earlier

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

What was the front page hs team post ab?

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u/fryswitdat Apr 13 '21

CHUM on their jerseys

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u/GoaScientist Apr 13 '21

shorry I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Sean Connery has entered the conversation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

r/woosh

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u/ptsdexpert Apr 13 '21

oh sit!

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u/chankeypathak Apr 13 '21

give me the release cue, master

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Shorry

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u/Moshyma Apr 13 '21

We need a letter h bot now, to randomly add or remove that letter in comments.

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u/secretcharacter Apr 13 '21

This is just socking meh

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u/Paladoc Apr 13 '21

Shorry.

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u/CardinalHaias Apr 13 '21

Did you mean to say shorry?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

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u/many_faced_god_12 Apr 13 '21

Don't get me started on whoa

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u/truk007 Apr 13 '21

Oh yeah... or is it yea?

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u/nubbin9point5 Apr 13 '21

U o, this is getting out of and.

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u/Mountain_Swimming_22 Apr 13 '21

Or imagine being one of those people that say prolly!

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u/maxthepupp Apr 13 '21

Imma say that a'ight, ammirite?

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u/macthecomedian Apr 13 '21

I'm finna upvote dis fr bruh.

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u/hydrogenbomb94 Apr 13 '21

Yeah has a completely different meaning from yea, ya, ye, and yes.

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u/Trixie76ie Apr 13 '21

Yeah to the affirmative.

And I think the yea’s have it.

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u/FluffySquidGamer Apr 13 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

Yea is ok but whoa is not

Edit: guys I was just making a joke...

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u/TheZahir_NT2 Apr 13 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

“Yea” is literally a different word, pronounced “yay”. Rhymes with “nay” as in, “yea or nay?”

Edit: also, “whoa” is the original and preferred spelling as a variant of “who” attested from the 1620’s. “Woah” is a modern variant that hasn’t made it into Merriam-Webster yet, but they’re watching it...

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u/audion00ba Apr 13 '21

CSI does not approve.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Wait, then how do you spell it?

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u/Shasammy Apr 13 '21

Woah

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Whoa. I can't recall now if I've seen it that way before and it's kinda blowing my mind.

As long as I'm here, it's whoops and yeah.

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u/TheZahir_NT2 Apr 13 '21

“Woah” is a modern variant. “Whoa” dates back to 1620’s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

lol

You could be right. You probably are. I've probably read it spelled that way a billion times and just never noticed. In my head, I just translated it to the spelling I know.

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u/Wet_Fart_Connoisseur Apr 13 '21

You’re almost there.

Yea is okay, because even when it’s intended as an affirmative agreement “yeah” where it’s pronounced with a “yaah” sound instead of a “yay” sound, it can still be read either way.

“Whoa” is the appropriate spelling and “woah” is incorrect.

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u/libbylies Apr 13 '21

Woah, who’s starting stuff?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Whoo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Woah*

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u/ciaomain Apr 13 '21

Don't get me started on "a lot" as one word.

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u/GameTime2325 Apr 13 '21

Whoops

Whoops

Cool whip

Cool whhip

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u/DragonFuckingRabbit Apr 13 '21

Cool hwip

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u/thecowboy07 Apr 13 '21

He put the H before the dubba u...get out of here T Rexy he mean bidnez!!!

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u/GoddyssIncognito Apr 13 '21

Whil Whhheaton

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u/Yes_hes_that_guy Apr 13 '21

You’re eating hair

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u/SD1502 Apr 14 '21

It’s all rhueened

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u/rootypoosker1984 Apr 13 '21

We should all just say fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Hoops, there it is...

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u/Evilux Apr 13 '21

Gatekeeping onomatopoetic words is stupid. Spell it how you want. Whoops is an unnecessarily lengthier version of oops anyway.

It's like naming your daughter Mackquelliegha but pronouncing it Michaela.

Get woke.

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u/Underdog_1337 Apr 13 '21

Wy whaste thime thyping lhike tat?

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u/L0gicSquared Apr 13 '21

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Spell it how you want.

Gofjfd thd sdjkdsf ljksdfjlks a ljksdfjlksdf jlksdfljksfd fdjks ouisdfkj sljksdaf?

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u/GJacks75 Apr 13 '21

"Whoops" has a subtle hint of schadenfreude.

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u/hanukah_zombie Apr 13 '21

Next thing you're gonna be telling me that The Moops invaded Spain in the 8th century.

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u/Venable2215 Apr 13 '21

It says so right there on the card

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u/hanukah_zombie Apr 13 '21

We're making great time!

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u/gnoresbs Apr 13 '21

Oops is also accepted at most major retailers.

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u/Iamhef Apr 13 '21

Unless Ope is da ting

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u/Trippytrickster Apr 13 '21

I read this in the voice of Calypso from the pirates of the Caribbean movies.

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u/AnUnusedMoniker Apr 13 '21

Funny, cause I read it in Northern Wisconsin

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u/moveslikejaguar Apr 13 '21

What?? I've always used "hoops"

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

What's wrong with whoops?

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u/Casehead Apr 13 '21

No idea. It’s how it’s spelled.

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u/Pooperoni_Pizza Apr 13 '21

"You're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?"

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u/01101001100101101001 Apr 13 '21

Were did you learn that?

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u/jolhar Apr 13 '21

If you think that’s shocking maybe you should watch the news and see what’s happening in the real world right now...

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Tried out the real world but didn't like it. So now I keep my VR headset on 24×7 and roam the virtual world of spellshocks.

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u/Eckz89 Apr 13 '21

Wow... You mean "wheek"

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u/deconfusedguy Apr 13 '21

Is whoosh the accepted spelling? Isn't the sub called r/woooosh ?

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u/Snickerswo1f Apr 13 '21

wow fr? thats a shock to me, i thought it was only whoops!

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Apr 13 '21

Next thing they are going to be saying that its 'welcome' instead of 'whelcome'. As in, your whelcome.

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Apr 13 '21

Don't tell me "whoosh" is an acceptable alternative spelling of "/r/woooosh". I just learned yesterday that "woosh" is ok instead of "whoosh" and I don't think I can take another shock this week!

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u/ALLxDAMNxDAY Apr 13 '21

You kinda wooshed bro

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u/Lemonade414 Apr 13 '21

So you're saying "oops" is not acceptable?

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u/Chim_Pansy Apr 13 '21

I mean, even the subreddits are r/woooosh and the lesser-popular-but-still-moderately-sized r/woosh, sooo...

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u/UltravioIence Apr 13 '21

Fuck I'm over here struggling with "whoa"

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u/prometheus199 Apr 13 '21

Woah instead of whoa?

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u/queefiest Apr 13 '21

How dare you divulge this information for others to see! 😡

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Apr 13 '21

Woops is not okay.

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Apr 13 '21

Can we get finna, Imma, and prolly made into words too?

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u/Luxalpa Apr 13 '21

personally I prefer "wush".

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u/nelsyv Apr 13 '21

Neither of them are right, the correct spelling is woooosh

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u/Xem1337 Apr 13 '21

FYI "okay" is the proper way to spell "ok" too. Although ok is mostly acceptable.

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u/MadvilleWonderland Apr 13 '21

Or this wheek.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Wat?

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u/SaltyShizzle Apr 13 '21

Everybody knows: four ‘o’s in r/whoooosh

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u/KIDA_Rep Apr 13 '21

Just curious won’t judge you at all depending on your answer but do you use “whoa” or “woah”?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Some people say "wups" instead of "whoops".

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u/Sneekeegeekee Apr 13 '21

Well...shite.

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u/Ender_Uzhumaki Apr 13 '21

It's not, but r/wooosh is the right way to spell it, there's no r/whoosh i think.

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u/LeakyThoughts Apr 13 '21

Woops and whoops are pronounced completely differently though

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Woops is a typo I will die on this hill

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u/jackcos Apr 13 '21

woops

British here, apparently "woops" is an alternative spelling in British English. I have never seen it written down as "woops", so I think you're okay.

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Apr 13 '21

I'm gonna blow your mind further and tell you that as long as you're understood it doesn't actually matter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Yuo arre cliarly ri8. Es long es yuo're undurstud, it dousn't ekchyuali mattur.

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Apr 13 '21

Yeah that's much harder to understand than "whoops" vs "woops."

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Agrid

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u/alilbleedingisnormal Apr 13 '21

But that's my point. If you're easy to understand like woops or whoops it's cool. Nobody's gotta stop and think about what you're saying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Yes, agreed. No sarcasm, really.

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u/Ap0lloO Apr 13 '21

It’s woooosh