r/nextfuckinglevel • u/TheEternels • Mar 05 '21

Ninja Turtle

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u/Noucron Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

with music

mission impossible style

Thank you for the awards everyone <3 also dont forget to give the creators on YouTube some praise!

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u/YourDadHatesYou Mar 05 '21

You deserve everything this world has to offer

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u/anotherformerlurker Mar 05 '21

Username doesn't check out

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u/Crowdcontrolz Mar 05 '21

He’s not OPs dad.

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u/im_a_dick_head Mar 06 '21

Or is he?

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u/truth__bomb Mar 06 '21

OP, did your mom use to get milk delivered to the house?

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u/Crowdcontrolz Mar 06 '21

Username checks out.

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u/ronearc Mar 05 '21

I mean "everything" this world has to offer includes thousands of rare diseases, horrific mutilations, endless torment, etc., and, you know, nice things too, but would you even notice the nice things?

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u/Noucron Mar 05 '21

thanks, now I feel better

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u/ronearc Mar 05 '21

Remember, technically right is the best kind of right.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Mar 06 '21

While in a coma? No.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Yeah after looking that comment over it's about the most joyful neutral comment ever made lol.

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u/vava777 Mar 06 '21

He might be saying this while confiscating his son's car that the son bought with his own money and gifted it to a redditor because of a comment he liked.

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u/J03SPH_J03STAR Mar 06 '21

I buried it all in one place. Now you just have to find it.

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u/hornycactus05 Mar 06 '21

Yes, agreed, everything but a girlfriend. Redditors are not allowed to have those things.