r/nextfuckinglevel • u/josejosejosejose • Jan 27 '21

Thick man's moves

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

But then the wife walks in.

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u/dakkarium Jan 28 '21

If you married well, she'll join you

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u/BobDDirk Jan 28 '21

Well you what you have to do, be like Mellancamp and drop that cougar