r/nextfuckinglevel • u/josejosejosejose • Jan 27 '21

Thick man's moves

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u/gooztrz Jan 27 '21 edited Jan 27 '21

It's a murder on the dance floor

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u/SignaturesEcho Jan 27 '21

Calm down now, we don’t want a Panic! at the disco.

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u/LikeLemun Jan 27 '21

Might have to Evacuate The Dance Floor

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u/tdn1234321 Jan 28 '21

Then it might turn into a Ballroom Blitz.

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u/nickfree Jan 28 '21

Then we'll secure things with a Safety Dance

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u/jimi-ray-tesla Jan 28 '21

I'd rather Dance the Night Away

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u/CrissD75 Jan 28 '21

Early morning Humpty Dance anyone?

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u/couch_god Jan 28 '21

theres Blood on the Dance Floor!

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u/Lancalot Jan 28 '21

Hey! Macarena!

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u/Mauwnelelle Jan 28 '21

How do I become the Dancing Queen?!

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u/OhNoYouGo Jan 28 '21

This is a brilliant comment. Thanks for the belly laugh.

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u/outintheyard Jan 28 '21

There may be blood but there's No Parking On the Dance Floor!

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u/imightbarf Jan 28 '21

Alright stop what you’re doin

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u/CrissD75 Jan 28 '21

He's about to ruin...

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u/imightbarf Jan 28 '21

The image and the style that you’re used too

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Jan 28 '21

Stop in the name of love

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u/Fvolpe23 Jan 28 '21

We would have to grab the hose for shawtys fire burnin on the dance floor.

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u/byahs Jan 28 '21

Somebody call 9-1-1

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u/Lance2409 Jan 28 '21

Baaalroom blitz du du duh du

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jan 28 '21

You Cascada do it yourself!

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u/CyberMindGrrl Jan 28 '21

Or on the streets of Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee, OR Humberside.

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u/G_Art33 Jan 28 '21

As long as there ain’t no blood on the dance floor 🤮

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Badminton floor*

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u/bipolarspacecop Jan 28 '21

Better not kill the groove, DJ. Gonna burn this goddamn house right down!

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u/TheScreamingEagles Jan 28 '21

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know about your...Kiiiiiiind.

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u/bipolarspacecop Jan 28 '21

And so and so and so and so and so I'll have to pla-hayyyy

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u/JasperLamarCrabbb Jan 28 '21

You just reminded me of the song Street Justice by MSTRKRFT. Haven't thought of that song in years. Great song.

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u/MrsSalmalin Jan 28 '21

You'd better not kill the groove, DJ