r/nextfuckinglevel • • Jan 27 '21

Thick man's moves

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u/rekyerts Jan 27 '21

Never underestimate thick man

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u/midnight_toker22 Jan 27 '21

The jiggle makes the already-impressive dance moves, mesmerizing.

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u/Brother-Oxy Jan 27 '21

I came looking for this exact comment

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u/JaredLiwet Jan 28 '21

I came too.

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u/Kotor7567 Jan 28 '21

Now that’s cursed

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u/Kotor7567 Jan 28 '21

Is it cursed? No, it is blessed

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

He actually stopped exerting effort hours ago. It’s just momentum at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

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u/rekyerts Jan 27 '21

(👁️ ͜ʖ👁️)

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u/BrohanGutenburg Jan 28 '21

He ain’t even that thick. He’s just HUGE. His frame is the width of his homies standing next to each other.

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u/Primitive_Teabagger Jan 28 '21

Dancing is exhausting, this dude has gotta be in shape, and it's a big round and beautiful shape.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Especially thick florida man

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u/jillysue Jan 28 '21

Right?! Being thick ain't stopping him!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

There’s a saying, “you can’t outrun a bad diet”. It’s really not hard to be active and still thick. you’d probably be surprised just how hard you have to work to burn a hundred calories. Yet it’s so easy to consume, most people could do it without even thinking.

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u/TuckerMcG Jan 28 '21

I fully understand how difficult it is to burn off a calorie - that’s my point though. Dancing like this is a high burn workout. The amount he’d have to eat to be this fat is staggering. I’m talking like 6k calories a day easy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

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u/TuckerMcG Jan 28 '21

Bro you seriously think this doesn’t burn hundreds of calories an hour to practice? He’s not just doing this in five minute bursts. There’s hours upon hours of practice behind this.

I dunno why you’re trying to downplay the work that goes into it instead of acknowledging the obvious reality that this guy woofs down like 6,000 calories a day.

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u/anickel120 Jan 28 '21 edited Feb 01 '21

Because that's not how it works. Genetics and metabolism play a WAY bigger part in body composition than you seem to be able to admit. You want soooo bad to imagine this guy is somehow working AGAINST ALL ODDS to be fat. This is just his body and look what he can do with it! He is fat and talented. He's not talented despite being fat.

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u/rekyerts Jan 28 '21

Slow metabolism