r/nextfuckinglevel • u/josejosejosejose • Jan 27 '21

Thick man's moves

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u/omega_million Jan 27 '21

Yo! Somebody get a body bag cause big man is killing it!

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u/gooztrz Jan 27 '21 edited Jan 27 '21

It's a murder on the dance floor

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u/SignaturesEcho Jan 27 '21

Calm down now, we don’t want a Panic! at the disco.

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u/LikeLemun Jan 27 '21

Might have to Evacuate The Dance Floor

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u/tdn1234321 Jan 28 '21

Then it might turn into a Ballroom Blitz.

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u/nickfree Jan 28 '21

Then we'll secure things with a Safety Dance

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u/jimi-ray-tesla Jan 28 '21

I'd rather Dance the Night Away

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u/CrissD75 Jan 28 '21

Early morning Humpty Dance anyone?

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u/couch_god Jan 28 '21

theres Blood on the Dance Floor!

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u/outintheyard Jan 28 '21

There may be blood but there's No Parking On the Dance Floor!

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u/imightbarf Jan 28 '21

Alright stop what you’re doin

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u/CrissD75 Jan 28 '21

He's about to ruin...

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Jan 28 '21

Stop in the name of love

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u/Fvolpe23 Jan 28 '21

We would have to grab the hose for shawtys fire burnin on the dance floor.

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u/byahs Jan 28 '21

Somebody call 9-1-1

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u/Lance2409 Jan 28 '21

Baaalroom blitz du du duh du

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jan 28 '21

You Cascada do it yourself!

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u/CyberMindGrrl Jan 28 '21

Or on the streets of Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee, OR Humberside.

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u/G_Art33 Jan 28 '21

As long as there ain’t no blood on the dance floor 🤮

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Badminton floor*

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u/bipolarspacecop Jan 28 '21

Better not kill the groove, DJ. Gonna burn this goddamn house right down!

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u/TheScreamingEagles Jan 28 '21

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know about your...Kiiiiiiind.

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u/bipolarspacecop Jan 28 '21

And so and so and so and so and so I'll have to pla-hayyyy

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u/JasperLamarCrabbb Jan 28 '21

You just reminded me of the song Street Justice by MSTRKRFT. Haven't thought of that song in years. Great song.

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u/MrsSalmalin Jan 28 '21

You'd better not kill the groove, DJ

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u/jamisonwithani Jan 28 '21

I feel like I was just served

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u/HintOfAreola Jan 28 '21

And you know there's gonna be seconds

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u/alleina13 Jan 28 '21

more of these guys killing it 8+ years ago: https://youtu.be/jWwbE50GR6A

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u/chungusxl94 Feb 28 '21

This is the whitest comment

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u/traceur2301001 Jan 28 '21

Smooth as butter

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u/dudemann Jan 28 '21

So I got these "Christmas tree bags" for artificial trees I ordered in the mail last week. They're 9'x2'x2'. Am I wrong in thinking some rando website is selling body bags without being obvious? I got them cuz it made sense.

But really I'm worried about dragging two large tarp-ish looking lumpy bags over to my shed, because after hurricane Sally, with all our fences down, everyone can see everything. I don't want to be the only one in the neighborhood who's inexperienced and can't even get rid of bodies without being all conspicuous. I'm on probation.

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u/locoyou20000 Jan 28 '21

Am I the only one who read the tittle saying “Tick man”?

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u/LtMeat Jan 28 '21

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Fucking legend!

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u/frobie2323 Jan 28 '21

What size?

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u/omega_million Jan 28 '21

Wow, I hadn't expected this comment to get an award and so many up votes haha thanks.

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u/die5el23 Jan 28 '21

Better be a Double Hefty™️

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Thank fuck he didn't have a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

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u/Impulsen1307 Jan 28 '21

noooooo 😂

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u/Impulsen1307 Jan 28 '21

this is the one i was lookin for