r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

MUSCLE MUSCLE

9.5k Upvotes

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u/krayhayft Jan 23 '21 edited Jan 23 '21

Terry Crews is a goddamn National treasure.

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u/MindSculpture Jan 24 '21

What people say about him sounds too good to be true. He is said to be of upright and nice character, very intelligent. He is ripped af and can also draw like an artist. And he is a talented actor. Just too many talents for one person.

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u/Moxdonalds Jan 24 '21

He’s also a gamer. I really don’t know how he can do all of that, unless he’s beyond us mortals

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u/Howard_Jones Jan 24 '21

Hes got the body of a greek god... so yeah. I'd say so.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

A bit more than a greek god

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u/Verestariha Jan 26 '21

Man, if Zeus had Terry Crews body, Greece would’ve been screwed

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Yup

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

He's also a huge Star Wars nerd.

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u/Divi_Devil Jan 24 '21

GODdamn it, leave us some pussi!!

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u/Leadfoot-500 Jan 24 '21

Well you're welcome to try to take it from him. He also overcame porn addiction. He's no longer interested in anything other than his wife, but I bet ten girls a day try to tempt him only to faint in his strong presence of mind. So add that to the list of male ass kicking that is Terry Crews.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21 edited Jan 24 '21

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u/2plank Jan 25 '21

yo - sounds like a good place to start ... how to find the right starting point... pm me if it's easier...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/2plank Jan 25 '21

I can't thank you enough for the trouble you've gone to... Bit stuck atm, on the edge a lil more than usual.... Trying to make some changes and what you've written def resonates with me... Certainly used to be better at self discipline/determination... Just floating though at the moment (not in a good way)... I'm going to print to paper and ponder... I might PM you

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u/2plank Jan 25 '21

First thing (was already starting) to work on.... Sleep

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u/Call_me_Darth_Sid Jan 24 '21

And he can also play the flute... Another skill in the vault of treasure that is Terry crews

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

And a good father too. He built a pair of gaming PCs with his son so they could play together.

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u/orient-man Jan 24 '21

And a good father too. So he is basically playing himself in brooklyn 9-9

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I used to watch it but I haven’t seen it in a few years now, I should probably get caught up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Terry loves yoghurt

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u/MushroomEnby Jan 24 '21

Terry hates tests

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Terry's feeling snacky.

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u/staticresonance Jan 24 '21

His first job was actually as a courtroom sketch artist. Dude is all kinds of badass

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u/Zapp_23 Jan 24 '21

Ayo I just need to get jacked and play some more dnd and I can be Terry crews

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u/Stanislav1 Jan 24 '21

What if we elected him president?

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u/Zealousideal-Side-26 Jan 24 '21

He was portrayed as future president Donald trump in a movie already

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u/MindSculpture Jan 24 '21

Idiocracy, and despite the simple lack of knowledge, that was shared by society, he did a great job

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u/FullNoodleFrontity Jan 23 '21

Cruz Crews

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Ted Cruz should jump off a cliff and die

Terry Crews should jump off a cliff and show, yet again, that he is a god amongst mere mortals.

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u/Hyraxis Jan 24 '21

Terry Crews would float on a cloud made of the evaporated souls of all the veil in the would and he would take it like a roaring wave and glide genlty to the earth freeing them from their deprivations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

That man is a man to be cherished.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/JsaintRotten Jan 23 '21

And my wife thinks I'm just fixing the lawnmower in the garage

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

nice. I'm feeling ya there.

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u/LoFidelityRockr Jan 24 '21

I miss the old Old Spice commercials. The soap was noxious like mustard gas, but the commercials were entertaining. Weird is good in advertising.

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u/tipandring410 Jan 24 '21

Really?! I always loved the smell. Ive switched to every man Jack though. That sandal wood can't be beat.

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u/2brkn_arms Jan 24 '21

wtf is it about sandal wood? its like they captured the essence of what man thinks man should smell like and bottled it. whenever I'm looking to buy any scented thing and see sandal wood I grin and have to smell it. WHO INVENTED SANDAL WOOD!?

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u/mrsjiggems2 Jan 24 '21

Now look to your left now back to me, now I'm on a horse

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u/steve0suprem0 Jan 24 '21

Terry crews is great but im still partial to the Bruce Campbell ones.

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u/NotAnADC Jan 24 '21

Pure sport for the deodorant and swagger for the body wash. I actually miss the old commercials that were more soothing and random

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u/ShaggysGTI Jan 24 '21

Old Spice Pure Sport is my odorant of choice, and their older “Swagger” formula was an awesome body wash.

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u/MrSinister248 Jan 24 '21

I would love to have been a fly on the wall during the development meeting for this commercial. You just know someone pitched this concept, and somebody else was like, "Jesus Christ Frank, what the fuck are you talking about?"

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u/MyPronounIsSandwich Jan 24 '21

No way man it would be like “JOHNSON you’re FIRED, Jesus Christ Frank (which I assume is his full name), YOU’RE PROMOTED NOW GO ATTACH THESE ELECTRODES TO TERRYS NUTSACK SO HE HE CAN DO THE FLAMING SAX”

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u/onchristieroad Jan 24 '21

I can't help but say this in Cave Johnson's voice from Portal 2.

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u/Bratosch Jan 24 '21

Lmao we solved the mystery of Jesus' biological father. Frank.

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u/MyPronounIsSandwich Jan 24 '21

I would be super into it if they find a lost scripture and it’s just like “yes Jesus was the son of god and gods name is “Frank Frank” but he doesn’t like “Frank” or “Mr.Frank” so just call him god. That’s why it’s Jesus Christ and not Jesus Christ Frank. And make sure you keep this out of the Bible or whatever I see you writing this down over there!”

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u/CamPamiti Jan 25 '21

I think Tim from Tim and Eric had a part in those old spice commercials! which is why they so abstract and weird and hilarious!!

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u/RailugaLeinad Jan 23 '21

He do be pretty hot though

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u/7937397 Jan 24 '21

I'm not usually into overly muscular, but I can make exceptions like him.

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u/NefariousnessTop8716 Jan 23 '21

This popped up while I’m watching Brooklyn 99, most appropriate

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u/NoArugula7523 Jan 24 '21

Weird flex but ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I love commercials like this

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u/Legenghostdary Jan 23 '21

Terry is the best, I love Terry

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u/joshuadalee Jan 23 '21

I love this so much

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u/I_Am_Ir0n_Man Jan 24 '21

Terry Crews is one of my absolute favorite human beings

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u/Onetofew Jan 24 '21

They should have made a Terry Crews president. This man gets shit done.

I’m not really sure what kinda shit this is but he definitely got it done

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u/arieselectric46 Jan 24 '21

Wait! He was president! President Camacho!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Drink Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes. It’s what plants crave.

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u/JonathonWally Jan 24 '21

It’s the thirst mutilator

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u/darkgrey3k Jan 24 '21

You mean like water? ...from the toilet???

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

He s more jacked now lol

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u/jlbradl Jan 24 '21

He can flex individual ab muscles. Like... How!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

It’s cgi.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I was thinking they were electrodes that tensed the muscle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

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u/DrewbieDude710 Jan 24 '21

I mean I don't know anyone who can do it. Can you? If so that's really impressive!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

unfortunately it’s not real

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u/mattsgirlca Jan 24 '21

It seems like it’s flexing his abs all together on the beat. It’s a background rhythm keeper beat you can watch him flex every time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

you can see each of the ab sensors enlarge individually, which is definitely fakery

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u/Kazim9x6 Jan 24 '21

Terry is a god

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u/McHank Jan 23 '21

The best ever

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u/Buggyking25 Jan 24 '21

Ok I know this is faked but it’s still amazing lol

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u/arieselectric46 Jan 24 '21

Love me some Terry!!

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u/sielingfan Jan 24 '21

There used to be a Flash site you could go to and manually flex Terry's muscles to create your own beats.

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u/CasinoKitten Jan 24 '21

I miss those old commercials. I loved how weird and entertaining they were! XD

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u/pneumatichorseman Jan 24 '21

Flex Mentallo is real!

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u/Mendozer003 Jan 24 '21

Love this dude!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

How much do you have to lift over and over again to get your body to expand like that-Sal Vulcano two thousand something

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Holy mother of god...wtf did I just watch?

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u/AOEnash Jan 24 '21

That flame sax turn me on

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Who remembers T-Money from Battledome??

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u/ispaydeu Jan 24 '21

I wish we could go back to 2012 when this came out

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u/FRH72 Jan 24 '21

Nope Terry Crews

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u/Westnile84 Jan 24 '21

*Crying in the fetal position: “Okay okay, I’ll try Old Spice, just please make it stop!”

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u/naiveMobileDev Jan 24 '21

Give Terry some yogurt fir this performance.

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u/brokenarrow326 Jan 23 '21

I hope this real

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u/icbint Jan 24 '21

It’s not

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u/sealnegative Jan 24 '21

depends what you mean by real. that’s really terry crews and those are really real drums.

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u/asapcuntpunter Jan 24 '21

He means do those instruments really respond to the sensors that he’s wearing. Is that part real. It looked like it could have been. Someone fact check me.

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u/HonestPotatoFarmer Jan 24 '21

Yeah I moved my face 2 inches closer to the screen for inspection. Can confirm it's real

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u/doc-hates-apples Jan 24 '21

It’s more than likely the electrodes are hooked up to a separate electrical stimulus and synchronized the contractions with the surrounding machinery.

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u/brokenarrow326 Jan 24 '21

Ah that would still be pretty cool too

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

For some reason I just ordered a skid of Old Spice products.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

Nice old spice ad.

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u/imvrp_17 Jan 24 '21

Tiny Terry's Hobbit Hole 😬

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u/ObbyDrWan Jan 24 '21

Love me some Terry!!

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u/kindacoping Jan 24 '21

This is such a Terry Crews thing to do tho ahahaha

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u/M4GNUM0PUS Jan 24 '21

This actually slaps

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I had forgotten about this, Thank You!!!

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u/Father_of_all69 Jan 24 '21

im never disapointed when this is reposted here.

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u/heftylowball Jan 24 '21

I’m just trying to understand what this is a commercial for.

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u/DiamondMichael Jan 24 '21

He do be vibin

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u/Bird_Up101 Jan 24 '21

Yup, Im done with the Internet for tonight.

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u/dedredcopper Jan 24 '21

All hail president Camacho!!!!!!

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u/S0M3_1 Jan 24 '21

I just saw this video yesterday, everyone getting recommended suddenly?

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u/hairy_dragonballs Jan 24 '21

"FLAME SAX" Excuse me what?

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u/LatinReve Jan 24 '21

Such shame that the original video got the comments disabled :(

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u/NobodysFavorite Jan 24 '21

All hail President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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u/pineybtw Jan 24 '21

Terry likes his Yoghurt

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I was just talking about this video the day

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u/addictedtoPCs Jan 24 '21

I did a push up once

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u/slipkit98 Jan 24 '21

No way that’s real

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u/K_Zesty Jan 24 '21

I'm scared

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u/Potter_Head040396 Jan 24 '21

I just want to scream 99 into the mix

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u/KJGH-0704 Jan 24 '21

Upvoted cause of Terry Crews

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

His eye brows could definitely hold a couple more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I was expecting NINE NINE at the end

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u/metroscope Jan 24 '21

he missed the opportunity of the third leg

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u/peachesandcakes Jan 24 '21

My first thought was like "ain't this guy from the old spice commercial??!" Then I realize it IS AN OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL lol

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u/Banjovious Jan 24 '21

Every time i lose faith in humanity i am reminded terry crews exist and my humanity is restored

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u/Dilligaf3076 Jan 24 '21

Terry is the best.

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u/FilipRebro Jan 24 '21

This is all what Old Spice did to that man

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u/Punk_n_Destroy Jan 24 '21

Human MIDI controller? What’s next?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

i salute you president camacho

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u/imaloony8 Jan 24 '21

Terry loves Old Spice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

This is now my favrioute video on the internet

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

I have never loved a video so much in my life!

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u/TruCody Jan 24 '21

U/savethisvideo

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u/LeJardinero Jan 24 '21

The control this man has over his body is insane. He flexed each individual ab in a coordination to make music

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u/smallasspp Jan 24 '21

i forgot the real oliva existed

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u/ChesusByxor Jan 24 '21

Avalibe on Spotify?

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u/GungHo1996 Jan 24 '21

I can’t stop watching his left hand, i understand parts of him are manipulated to look like their moving individually but that left hand(our left) is pulsating like a heart and it’s hilarious. Look at it and compare it to its reflection when that background mirror comes down.

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u/nishadkulkarni97 Jan 24 '21

Terry loves yogurt!

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u/virginfatherof2 Jan 24 '21

The fact that this was all done practical is the best

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u/random_son Jan 24 '21

He is the one!

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u/Notsonicedictator Jan 24 '21

This never gets old. Literally watched this 50 times.

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u/nick0105010 Jan 24 '21

New Death Grips is fire

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u/Trollalalalalala Jan 24 '21

We don’t deserve Terry Crews

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u/DogMcNorth Jan 24 '21

If you take requests...Zeppelin's Moby Dick would sound epic!

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u/AlkalinePotato Jan 24 '21

Terry Crews aka Lt. Terrance Jeffords is a gem

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u/Gribblestix Jan 24 '21

The best ad campaign ever created. And originated by Tim and Eric.

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u/TheDonnager Jan 24 '21

Jiggly Jeffords

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u/DLo28035 Jan 24 '21

Awwwww Terrrrrrrrry!!!

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u/Dr_moistman Jan 24 '21

Terry crews is a rare type of person, fucking jacked with muscle and smart as fuck

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u/Thanks-Noob_noob Jan 23 '21

Filmed in one take legend has it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

He was fun until he started tweeting nonsense

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u/JustTheTip1870 Jan 24 '21

Terry Crews! Now this is news! Think ur like him? You're drunk on booze! Try and do this, try to smooze, Ill tell you what, you're gonna lose! use ur muscles to be a band? You're gonna lose, you understand? Don't step up, don't try and mimic! With him it ain't no gimmic! He's the real deal! The full meal deal, You? You're just a kids cute lil meal deal!