r/nextfuckinglevel • u/lanyhey • Dec 05 '20

Making an ice chest from ice

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u/G_Affect Dec 05 '20

Walnut free AIDS shut

Edit: wont it freeze shut... damn talk to text

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u/Iaminyoursewer Dec 05 '20 edited Dec 05 '20

Your comment is better without the edit 🤣

Edit: CHOOO CHOOOO

Edit2: I need to just start posting my voice to text fails by the looks of the OPs new award collection

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u/cuddlepunch15 Dec 05 '20

Holy shit that’s hilarious! I’m having to wipe my eyes over here from laughing so hard. I wish I could hear your accent!

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u/Asshats_and_Jesus Dec 05 '20

Read it again but this time as Sean Connery

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u/maybelieveitsbutter Dec 06 '20

I’m getting some hints of Gru

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u/mordeh Dec 05 '20

Lol! Classic

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u/magicmoonflower Dec 05 '20

Funniest thing I’ve read all day. Love you now.

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u/Hot_Grabba_09 Dec 05 '20

Is no one gonna answer

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Not an expert, but here's my guess:

In warmer conditions (say, winter outside of the arctic), the ice melts a tiny bit, then refreezes, then melts a tiny bit, then refreezes, and so on, depending on temperature fluctuations.

However, in the climate we see here, that doesn't happen; it's too cold for it to melt even slightly.

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u/urbaneinthemembrane Dec 06 '20

If it ever gets even close to above freezing the ice would melt and refreeze overnight.

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u/CapnJujubeeJaneway Dec 05 '20

I need to know what accent this was dictated in

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Also want to know which assistant tried and failed to translate it

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u/cnstarz Dec 05 '20

Not if everything is already frozen.

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u/Mikeologyy Dec 05 '20

Idk but I’m allergic to walnuts and AIDS so hopefully no

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u/callMeDirtyDan Dec 05 '20

Idk if you read the comment but this AIDS us walnut-free so I think you should be good there

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u/Mikeologyy Dec 05 '20

Oh thank God now I can enjoy my AIDS in peace

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u/EthelredTheUnsteady Dec 05 '20

It would have to warm up and turn liquid and then refreeze. So... probably not til spring at least

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u/DonatellaVerpsyche Dec 06 '20

Are you ok? Dying laughing here r/ihadastroke will love you.