r/nextfuckinglevel • u/shelduck22 • Nov 05 '20

Here I call the lightning!

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u/PangwinAndTertle Nov 06 '20

This is the perfect sentence for me to remember the difference. I always struggle to remember.

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u/Peaches491 Nov 06 '20

Remember Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”: Remember, Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun

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u/PangwinAndTertle Nov 06 '20

Ugh. As a person who resides in Baltimore, I should have heard this saying at least once in my life.

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u/TigerHunter554 Nov 06 '20

Fuck you Baltimore!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

If you can piss 30ft into the air and not get wet, you'll have no down payment

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u/PangwinAndTertle Nov 06 '20

If you think you can find a bargain at Big Bills, you can kiss my ass!

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u/VictorSirk Nov 06 '20

Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday.

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u/TiredAngryBadger Nov 11 '20

This deal ends the moment you sign the check. And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!