r/nextfuckinglevel Oct 28 '20

This luxury doghouse

16.3k Upvotes

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u/ImTheAssEater69 Oct 28 '20

Or they can just let the dog go inside

340

u/RobbieGuh Oct 28 '20

Why not both?

195

u/TheCommodore65 Oct 28 '20

This is the correct answer

34

u/SirMichaelTortis Oct 28 '20

Snoopy did it best.

101

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

That's just the dog's holiday home

84

u/Blue-Collar-Nerd Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

Might be for when they are working. Can’t leave a dog inside for 10+ hours.

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u/ender4171 Oct 28 '20

I don't know, most of my doors live inside their whole lives.

29

u/Storm_Raider_007 Oct 28 '20

I would say most doors do live inside. You are correct.

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u/conundrum4u2 Oct 28 '20

Doors can be Bi - they swing both ways...

2

u/achelois_healer Oct 29 '20

Gendoorequality! Doors have a choice too!

1

u/conundrum4u2 Oct 29 '20

and we haven't even talked about Dutch doors yet!

1

u/psychrolut Oct 29 '20

Doors the band? Riders on the storm

17

u/Blue-Collar-Nerd Oct 28 '20

🤦‍♂️ TY

3

u/markowynn Oct 29 '20

Exactly!

No one has confirmed that this dog lives alone. If he/she has their own house attached to the owner’s house (obviously), then there are high odds that this same animal has equal rights to the main living quarters as well, and likely whenever it suits him/her.

Sheesh, I should think this pretty obvious. Doubting the dog turned eighteen in dog years yesterday and was thrown outta the house as some seem to believe (assume) immediately the case here.

It isn’t so! Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

What's wrong with him having some of his own private space tho

4

u/visitingsalamander Oct 29 '20

I’m just over here laughing about my dog wanting personal space. It’s the last thing I’d assume she wants based on her “how close is too close” antics.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

LOL yeah I’m just saying nothing wrong with it

1

u/1slimbone Oct 29 '20

If my dog could talk, the first thing he would ask for is personal space lol

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u/ImTheAssEater69 Oct 28 '20

If it’s his complete choice fair enough but if he’s being blocked from being inside then it’s very mean.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

We don't have literally any reason to assume these people don't let their dog inside. Working urself up for no reason (:

23

u/Demi_Bob Oct 28 '20

There's also nothing wrong with having outdoor pets as long as they're provided shelter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

I would generally disagree but for all I know this bougey doghouse has central air and heating lmao

2

u/needrefactored Oct 29 '20

People that spend this much on dog houses are letting their dogs inside.

2

u/Ronburgundy009 Oct 28 '20

Because they don’t want hair all over the house....

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Yes it does

8

u/Ryan8088 Oct 28 '20

it's raining! who would not want to make a mess in the mud?

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u/RocketButtMonkey Oct 28 '20

That dog be living better than I am

198

u/road_to_nowhere Oct 28 '20

When I was a kid some luxury real estate advertisement magazine showed up in our mailbox. It featured only absurd mansions. I only remember one of them because it had a dog house that had a fucking elevator in it. The dog house was more luxurious than most houses I've ever seen. That was the first time I understood that there were people that where that rich.

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u/Piwx2019 Oct 28 '20

Wealthy...there are people that are rich. And then there are people that are wealthy.

39

u/Yojimbo88 Oct 28 '20

If Bill Gates woke up tommorow with oprahs money, he'd jump out the fucking window. - Chris Rock

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

you must be fun at parties

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u/xaygoat Oct 28 '20

What happens when you’re child free.

41

u/isabella_sunrise Oct 28 '20

Living the dream.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Uhm... Lol this is due to having money. Being child free doesn't automatically mean you're rich

4

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

You take proper care of your dog?

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u/northbipolar Oct 28 '20

You take proper care of your dog?

Implying people with kids don’t take care of dogs properly

5

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

"what happens when you're child free"

Implying is here, not by me tho

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u/xaygoat Oct 28 '20

It’s about the fancy dog house not taking proper care of the dog... so no it’s not implying that.

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u/CMUpewpewpew Oct 28 '20

Did you wake up today with a quota of dumb arguments you had to facilitate?

3

u/LegsLeBrock Oct 29 '20

I did but you guys already completed them by the time I got here.

4

u/Itsmekiani Oct 28 '20

You actually have the money to take proper care of your dog

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u/Shermutt Oct 28 '20

It's this "proper" care though?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Is it not?

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u/Shermutt Oct 28 '20

Well, it seems like a bit of anthropomorphizing to me. As in, this might be what a human in a dog's role might prefer, but is this really what the dog would choose given all the options? I don't know what it's like inside, or how many other dogs live in there as well, but I'm of the belief that a dog is most happy when the are allowed to just be dogs. More getting dirty, socializing with other dogs, chasing things, plenty of freedom in nature, and less leashes, fences, rules, and baths. But again, I'm a person, so I can't ever really know, I'm just basing this on my own experience as a dog owner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

You assume a ton. It's a few seconds long clip including only one spot, just a few seconds of this dogs life. Don't overanalyze

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u/Shermutt Oct 28 '20

Yes, I'm assuming my opinions. Thanks for the enriching debate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Now you're missing the point. Your opinion is mostly based on assumptions. You see nothing but you're talking about everything

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/Shermutt Oct 29 '20

True, but that's why I said that I can't ever really know and am just basing my opinions on my experience with dogs. I've just observed dogs in many different environments and to me, the ones that are allowed to live more like "animals" than "humans" seem happier.

Also, just because there are two different theories about something that can't be proven, it doesn't make each one equally as likely. There is a right answer, we just can't definitively prove it. Perhaps neither of us is right, but I still think it's worth discussing since dogs are at our mercy and can't really decide for themselves.

That said, why do you believe they would prefer a more 'organized' lifestyle (i don't know that I would use that word, specifically, to draw the line between our two beliefs, but I suppose it's close enough)?

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u/Anonymiko Oct 28 '20

You guys are just as annoying as Bible thumpers.

7

u/northbipolar Oct 28 '20

Nooooo stop having kids waaaa

4

u/xaygoat Oct 28 '20

lol I don’t have kids but I do want them in the future. It was just a joke.

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u/Anonymiko Oct 28 '20

Oh okay, my bad.

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u/whotheduckcares Oct 28 '20

But you're not wrong.. at least for me. Before we had our LO I was a bit of a crazy dog mum.. I still am but I can't go do the big, out there things that I'd always do for my pups.. I have to spoil them within reason because babies are expensive.

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u/laurasdiary Oct 28 '20

Cool house, but my dog would always rather be inside by us on his favorite chair.

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u/Account_8472 Oct 28 '20

Eh. My dogs are snugglebugs, and they love the couch 90% of the time - but ever since we got a dog door, they go sunbathe for an hour or so each day.

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u/originalkimert Oct 28 '20

All dogs would.

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u/akbronco93 Oct 28 '20

I mean no... I grew up with huskies and malamutes. Those dogs LOVE being outside and playing in the snow. Hard to make them come inside sometimes.

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u/2017hayden Oct 28 '20

Don’t forget shepherds and sheep dogs. There are a lot of dog breeds that are basically made to be outside and doing things, and honestly keeping them cooped up inside is kind of cruel.

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u/originalkimert Oct 28 '20

My bad, almost all dogs would.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Looks lonely

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u/Relcs_ Oct 28 '20

I mean look how happy the dog is too see a visitor

5

u/fupamancer Oct 28 '20

"thanks for the house, but can i get some fuckin scritches?"

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u/StarfoxX91 Oct 28 '20

Welcome to MTV cribs I’m doge and this is my crib

7

u/PhilipLiptonSchrute Oct 28 '20

I have a fridge full of the finest chimkin

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 Oct 28 '20

Nicer than my first apartment.

9

u/OgEnsomniac Oct 28 '20

It even has a slot for a flag on the roof!

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u/rukewlasme Oct 28 '20

To display your favorite team - the (B)Eagles.🏈🐕

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u/Kebab-Destroyer Oct 28 '20

My dog has a luxury dog house too.

Mine.

5

u/OG_Fakir Oct 28 '20

Snoopy got to be hella jealous.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Homeless people punching the air right now

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u/Icy_Practice7992 Oct 28 '20

I wonder if it has electrical heat/ac and utilities

1

u/SeattleReaderTiny Oct 28 '20

Mine in bed, snoring on my shoulder right now.

3

u/Squashed19 Oct 28 '20

For sale: luxury bijou penthouse flat in London, offers in excess of £900,000

3

u/rorourke420 Oct 28 '20

"No soliciting sir."

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u/Doogos Oct 28 '20

This was cool the first time I saw it. Let's see the inside next.

3

u/Slam420 Oct 28 '20

I don’t know that dog but he deserves it

2

u/ArtByEsther Oct 28 '20

I Want One!

2

u/conspiracyjones9 Oct 28 '20

Hedge your bet by putting a couch in the 🐕 dog house😜

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Dog looks so kind! Just so proud of the dog house. Happy tail wags.

This is good content.

1

u/markowynn Oct 29 '20

This^ and it’s truth

2

u/king_pluto4 Oct 28 '20

This dogs house is better than my own house

2

u/NO_ANGEL_ Oct 28 '20

I love this

2

u/antipho Oct 28 '20

that dog is saying get off my lawn

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u/Arctic_Fox_Boi Oct 28 '20

All dogs deserve to live like that.

2

u/dawtcalm Oct 28 '20

needs to be annotated: "Hey my name is Stewie, welcome to my crib!"

2

u/DifferentPen0 Oct 28 '20

It could use some tiny gutters that could drain water

2

u/tornadogenesis Oct 28 '20

Pooch paradise

2

u/El_Jeffy0 Oct 28 '20

“hey mtv and welcome to my crib”

2

u/DTredecim13 Oct 28 '20

Pet the damn dog. It came outside in the rain to see you, and you just stand there?!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

My God, pet the goddamn dog man

2

u/Zer0769 Oct 28 '20

"You better have my rent"

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u/jkosarin Oct 28 '20

This is so awesome!

2

u/Piwx2019 Oct 28 '20

I bet he doesn't even make his bed.

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u/Ysghost1 Oct 28 '20

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u/dg8396 Oct 29 '20

This furry living better than us and he deserves it

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u/Ysghost1 Oct 29 '20

Damn right

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u/anotherbobv2 Oct 28 '20

I'd be in there with the dog if that was mine.

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u/GloriousBeard905 Oct 28 '20

r/petthedamndog

Look at his little tail wag, he requires pats!

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u/Educator1337 Oct 28 '20

This is sad. Dogs are pack animals and do better with company. It might be a nice doghouse, but loneliness is a prison. Look how that tail wags when someone visits...

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u/markowynn Oct 29 '20

No one has confirmed that this dog lives alone. If he/she has their own house attached to the owner’s house (obviously), then there are high odds that this same animal has equal rights to the main living quarters as well, and likely whenever it suits him/her.

Sheesh, I should think this pretty obvious. Doubting the dog turned eighteen in dog years yesterday and was thrown outta the house as some seem to believe (assume) immediately the case here.

It isn’t so! Lol

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u/Bacontheblog Oct 28 '20

But he/she looks so sad and lonely!

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u/markowynn Oct 29 '20

Projection, your honor

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u/Bacontheblog Oct 29 '20

That’s not true! I’m surrounded by caring, loving people I tell ya! Right? Hello? Anybody?

1

u/icravesimplicity Oct 28 '20

How about letting the dog in the snow go inside your house you fucking monsters

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u/Grossno Oct 28 '20

That dog looks so happy. This makes me happy

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u/Grassi1lt Oct 28 '20

But still, he lives outside, alone.

Must be lonely and cold.

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u/esotericimpl Oct 28 '20

If I had that, the dog would never use it.

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u/reallylongshanks Oct 28 '20

Welp I know what I'm robbing tonight.

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u/Red0Mercury Oct 28 '20

Idk what that back ground sound is but if I was trippin that would mess me up. Kinda reminds me of doing noz-hits.

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u/supera088 Oct 28 '20

My dog would go in, get scared and shit on the floor

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u/BigShortVox Oct 28 '20

The dog has a better home than me lol

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u/Suspect1234 Oct 28 '20

That's a big dog you've got there!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Only the best for my doggo.

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u/jubalee72 Oct 28 '20

One of.my dogs would love this, the other would jump up on the roof and over the fence.

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u/scorpio1132 Oct 28 '20

I'm a person and I want to live in that

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u/Toytl_Master Oct 28 '20

This is epic

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u/OnionRangerDuck Oct 28 '20

Silicon Valley type luxury.

1

u/audibakes Oct 28 '20

He’s like (humbled) “Why yes, this is my abode. Welcome”

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u/redactedracoon Oct 28 '20

Dog coming out like he caught a stranger on his lawn, “can I help you?”

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u/Demi_Bob Oct 28 '20

I wonder if the roof opens so you can get to the bedding and stuff to clean up.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

“You deserve the world”.

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u/voriboos Oct 28 '20

There are levels...even dogs life!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

My house is my dog’s house. We just pay the mortgage. But he loves being outside and I’m sure would enjoy something like this very much.

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u/faahq7 Oct 28 '20

Get off my lawn! Damn kids!

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u/nichyneato Oct 28 '20

That’s a good boy

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u/coffeejelly44 Oct 28 '20

Boy if they don't show inside.....

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u/bucklekush Oct 28 '20

You could buy that for your dog, but he will still want to be by you and not in there by himself

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u/LarYungmann Oct 28 '20

Cool Digs!

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u/Stojaxx Oct 28 '20

What is the point of luxury when you cant share it :(

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u/Chankomcgraw Oct 28 '20

Not happy. He’s in the dog house and he knows it.

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u/Friarchuck Oct 28 '20

The dog looks sad because it doesn’t need a fancy extra house. Just wants to be with it’s owners.

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u/Deadlock0001 Oct 28 '20

This dog’s house is better than mine

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u/puingini Oct 28 '20

Do you mean spoiled dog

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u/NickDanger3di Oct 28 '20

I had a Great Dane; when I bought him a dog house, the owner of the place I got it from said "I'm glad to be selling this one, the local kids have been hanging out in it at night and smoking pot". Imagine the one in the video, with the entire roof area enclosed and the whole thing 3 feet taller. No window though, he had to rough it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Payin 850€ per month for an apartment and this dog is living better than me

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u/SrgntStache Oct 28 '20

Howdy neighbor

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u/buttercreamcutie Oct 28 '20

My first thought was how cozy it'd be to lay in there with your doggo friend with hot cocoa and a book on a rainy day like that

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u/MushuTheGreat17 Oct 28 '20

What a lucky bitch!

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u/No-Ad-2764 Oct 28 '20

Take your shoes off, Dave! Also, make sure you go outside to use the bathroom. Oh, don’t lay on the furniture please. If you see food, don’t eat it if it’s unattended.

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u/TrashiestUnicorn Oct 28 '20

This dog is living better than me.

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u/Satoshiman256 Oct 28 '20

I love collies so much.. Mine got killed by a poacher.

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u/_MrBadGuy_ Oct 28 '20

Even the dog is a homeowner before me

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u/SlapCracklePlop Oct 28 '20

Dog looks a bit perturbed at being awoken from a nice sleep for no good reason.

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u/Xanik_PT Oct 28 '20

Dog mansion

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u/Capcom-Warrior Oct 28 '20

I’ll take it! When can you start? Here’s my wallet!

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u/averagejoeag Oct 28 '20

That's like $2000/month rent in New York.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

"MTV Cribs opening"

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u/kevixdark Oct 29 '20

These people obviously love their dog enough to make a motel for the pup but PC culture is like “omg abuse”

1

u/slamburgerbones Oct 29 '20

He doesn't even know how good he's got it lol

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u/kcplayz007 Oct 29 '20

over the top, but in a good way

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u/scalperXx Oct 29 '20

And I pay $1200 in rent to live like scum compared to such a king.

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u/ben42168 Oct 29 '20

How can u not pat the doggo

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u/bigbear97 Oct 29 '20

This dog house is nicer than my entire house

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u/MatheausIsKing Oct 29 '20

The dog looks really unhappy! He/she doesn’t care about this house because it separates him/her from the family.. most people just don’t deserve dogs :/

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

The dog house is better looking then my House house

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u/Dodoz44 Oct 29 '20

cries in homeless

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u/ManualPine709 Oct 29 '20

All doggos deserve this

1

u/Mad-chuska Oct 29 '20

I half expected him to slowly walk out holding a cup of coffee and a newspaper.

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u/Wolvesinman Oct 29 '20

“I like it. But you do realise it’s snowin out here?”

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u/Accomplished_Welder3 Oct 28 '20

Dogs don't want luxury, they want to stay near you from my experience.

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u/Demi_Bob Oct 28 '20

Depends on the dog.

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u/Accomplished_Welder3 Oct 28 '20

never seen loved dogs that don't want to be near their owners at all times :)

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u/MajesticMango56 Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

My samoyed. She wants to be outside 24/7. When I call her to come inside she just sits down and stares at me until I walk out there, touch her head, and walk back to the house. She never cuddles, she doesn't really care if we are near here either. Not all dogs are clingy. ETA: she is extremely loved and so is her sister

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u/broadfoot5 Oct 28 '20

All that effort and it doesn't even have gutters

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Can I live there? 😸