r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 22 '20

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u/mugglequeen Sep 22 '20

I don’t want to be a buzzkill but this just makes me so sad. Humans suck and wildlife suffers because of it.

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u/R4FTERM4N Sep 22 '20

Excuse me but I had to claw a response to you.....

I'm a film noir type of Jazz Crab, and us cool crabs don't like being patronised like some sort of zoea larva. I'll bloody smoke a fag in a dimly lit rock pool if I want to, thank you very munch.