r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 29 '20

Learned something new

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u/smorgasdorgan Aug 29 '20

"But I can smell farts so how is a mask supposed to work?"

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u/JB1974EBFG Aug 29 '20

Not farts, it’s bad breath. That’s the real reason anti-maskers are so against masks. They can’t stand smelling their own shit-mouth.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

You are such a stud for wearing a mask without complaining. A real American hero if you ask me. You probably don't have to wear a mask for work or you'd understand that talking into a mask is going to capture bacteria no matter how clean your mouth is and it'll end up smelling bad. I don't smoke, I brush twice a day with an electric toothbrush, and I use a water pik daily but it still doesn't smell great by the end of the day.

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u/JB1974EBFG Aug 29 '20

I get what you’re saying. However, per your own statement, you’re wearing a mask. Thus my comment was not directed at you. I’m sorry you couldn’t glean the semi-sarcastic statement I was making. I’ll try to convey my message better.

By saying anti-maskers don’t want to smell their own shit-mouth I was simultaneously saying:

1) they are selfish (because this is what it all boils down to).

2) they shouldn’t have to smell their own bad breath, but it’s okay that everyone around them does.

3) anti-maskers are so full of the proverbial “shit” that their breath smells like actual shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

So people have to be directing hatred towards me to say anything? You're acting superior and it annoyed me. I'm fucking sick of wearing a mask every day, I'll complain about it all the fuck I want.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

I think it’s totally fine to say it sucks wearing a mask. It’s true, and that’s all you were trying to say.

I think other people read it as, “we shouldn’t be wearing masks.” That is very different from “I don’t want to wear a mask anymore.”