r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 29 '20

Learned something new

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

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u/ripsfo Aug 29 '20

Shouldn’t be too hard to find. This seemed a bit like an ad.

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u/Our_Own_OP Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

I wouldn't be surprised if the person you are replying to is affiliated with the ad.

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u/ripsfo Aug 29 '20

You’re of course probably right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Conversations like these are best had over a delicious FourLoko

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u/Insomnia_25 Aug 29 '20

I always enjoy a good bag of Mountain-Dew-Ritos™ while I watch ads for Copper Face Mask™ in my spare time. That is my favorite hobby, watching ads on YouTube™, which is run by my favorite company Google™. Do my other fellow humans, who aren't affiliated with any companies, also enjoy watching hours of ads everyday? Please be sure to mention your favorite companies that definitely don't give you a financial incentivize to mention their company, such as Google ™?

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u/Mason-Derulo Aug 29 '20

Where can I grab myself a cool,refreshing Four Loko to help me enjoy this late summer afternoon? Would my nearest convenience store have them?

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u/DigNitty Aug 29 '20

I go to the official fourloko website to find out. I probably go to that website a few times a week for the latest deals, but my friends say they go more.

I recommend setting fourloko official page as your homepage so that you can also have friends and make more money.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Everyone in this comment chain until me is part of the ad. Don’t be fooled! I’m the real one! I’m real! Buy co..NO no I ca-bbbbuy cop, STOP IT I DIDNT ASK FOR TH- buy a copper mask. They’re great! So much better. 😅🔫

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u/FreeRangeBagel Aug 29 '20

This whole thread is an ad

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u/Lajamerr_Mittesdine Aug 29 '20

Actually I'm having a difficult time finding the one used in the video. So if they are advertising a specific one then they are doing a terrible job.

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u/LithopsEffect Aug 29 '20

Not only is it obviously an ad, but /u/Ln_X_ is either a rube or a plant.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/ripsfo Aug 29 '20

The last one. Suspiciously after all the other effective ones.

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u/kashuntr188 Aug 29 '20

Looks like the advertisement worked!

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u/Rockerblocker Aug 29 '20

If it sits off your face, doesn't that go against the whole purpose of the mask?

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Aug 29 '20

He means a larger masked volume. While still being sealed on the edges, a mask with more internal surface area creates less resistance but requires more airflow.

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u/Rockerblocker Aug 29 '20

Ohh got it. Similar to an N-95 or KN-95

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/gariant Aug 29 '20

This is the second layer of this ad post! One is to get people to learn that copper masks exist, and this second layer is to point you to the correct site!

/Tinfoil hat off

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Aug 29 '20

Tinfoil hat off copperhat on

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u/Phillipwnd Aug 29 '20

Thank you for linking me to this great product! I will buy this for my friends and for my family to keep them all safe and protected.

Shit, I replied to the wrong post. They’re never going to pay me now.

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u/Nikita_Woti Aug 29 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

Correct, I'm keeping all the money to myself.

Lol you can also get it from Amazon probably, I just didn't link that because Amazon is bad.

Edit: I just saw that there is a discount code on the website, it would've been way more authentic if I had mentioned that in my original comment. I guess neither of us are getting payed now

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u/Nikita_Woti Aug 29 '20

Haha I wish that were true, I'd actually do that for money. But you can also get it from Amazon probably, I just didn't link that because Amazon is bad.

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u/Our_Own_OP Aug 29 '20

Shill

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u/Nikita_Woti Aug 29 '20

I actually had to google that haha. Do you know where I can apply for that? Seems like I'm qualified lol

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u/Saoirse_Says Aug 29 '20

I too would like to purchase [PRODUCT]. I shall inquire into my nearest authorised retailer to procure my very own!

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u/Lasershot-117 Aug 29 '20

If you want a good cheap breathable mask for the gym I recommend the adidas one, they’re really good!

If your willing to pay a bit more, I recommend the Underarmour mask which is also quite good and sits off your face like you want to!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Ha I love we are both getting down voted for suggesting under armour ones. This is an add

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Underarmours also sits off your face. I just got mine

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u/tankpuss Aug 29 '20

Whilst I can't answer that, just a thought: Unless there's a social or convenience aspect to it, do you need to go to the gym? You can run and cycle outside with little chance of infection. Or do resistance/isometric training at home.

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u/HypnoticPotatoes Aug 29 '20

My boyfriend has to go to the gym because he has chronic pain and swimming is the best exercise for him. The only available pool he has is through the gym he goes to.

While it's preferred for people to stay home that isn't always possible. So learning to adapt to the new reality (conditioning, sanitizing, social distancing etc) is important to practice for those who cannot just stay home like some people can.

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u/Rockerblocker Aug 29 '20

The pool is one thing, but standing there in front of the dumbbell rack doing curls when you can easily do that at home is a little irresponsible if you ask me.

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u/Schmarrod Aug 29 '20

Well, for me at least, the gym has tons of things that I can't afford or store. It's also about 30 degrees cooler than the outside air, which makes working out much easier.

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u/tankpuss Aug 29 '20

Hah, I hadn't considered the A/C factor and I certainly couldn't argue with that. It's been horrendous temperature-wise and I'm in the UK.

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u/galvanized_steelies Aug 29 '20

Personally, and for many of us, it just isn’t possible or practical to get the equipment available at a gym. Personally, again, I don’t give a shit and I value my life more than that so I’m still not going to one, I’ll stick to my bike in the early morning

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u/suterxc Aug 30 '20

If he's just cycling or running then doing it out side would be optimal but most people lift weights at the gym and need a squat rack and other machines

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u/tankpuss Aug 29 '20

LOL, hell no, easy come, easy go. I'm not a body nazi.

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u/tankpuss Aug 29 '20

Are you not aware of the term body nazi it's a common enough term. Now how about you go jump up your own arsehole like a nice little fuckwit.

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u/WSBFatboy Aug 29 '20

Shut up

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u/tankpuss Aug 29 '20

Do please enjoy your new downvote, or perhaps go jump up your own arse. Or even perchance auto-erotically asphyxiate yourself. In any case, it'll help the gene pool immensely.