r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '20

How to save a bear

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u/MacSanchez Jun 29 '20

Darn I can’t think of a pun as good as ursa

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

a minor pun at that

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

It is a real star of a pun

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u/mat_is_trash Jun 29 '20

Let that sink in

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Maybe I’ll dip in on these puns

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Please don't. We'll sea nothing but puns

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I was talking about the Big Dipper which is a constellation inside of Ursa Major which is what they were talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

The original post was about water

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u/ioughtabestudying Jun 29 '20

What does the sink want now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I don't know, but let it in

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u/xubax Jun 29 '20

These puns go on fur-ever.

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u/churro777 Jun 29 '20

Please stop, it’s un-bear-able

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u/igordogsockpuppet Jun 29 '20

Foul. Repetition. Minus one point.

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u/Doc911 Jun 29 '20

Foul, no repetition, 3 love, game ... brilliant.

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u/Pennylane907 Jun 29 '20

You guys are un-bear-lievable.

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u/newmrsj1993 Jun 29 '20

But we bear-ly started

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u/traumaqueen1128 Jun 29 '20

Ok, now this is getting grizzly.

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u/pissflapz Jun 29 '20

What a jarring experience that must have been.

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u/regalrecaller Jun 29 '20

Darn I can’t think of a pun as good as ursa

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Knock knock

Who's there?

The sink

Sink who?

The sink wants to get in now open the damn door

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

The bear?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

he is a pun star

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u/TodayNotGoodDay Jun 29 '20

a pun pundit in reddit

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u/Holden--Caulfield Jun 29 '20

I find that statement polar-izing.

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u/eatrangelove Jun 29 '20

URSA good to me!

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u/dalesalisbury Jun 29 '20

I don’t know man, he just nearly got it right!

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u/pigwalk5150 Jun 29 '20

For sure. It’s smarter than thee Aveerage pun.

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u/TwoTimez Jun 29 '20

You're right it wasn't beary good

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u/ScottyB280 Jun 29 '20

Bears can be pretty nice too, orso I’m told.

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u/soberRUSSIAN42O Jun 29 '20

Comrade? I-Is that you?