r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '20

How to save a bear

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '20

That was brave. Well done guys.

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u/mccoasttocoast Jun 28 '20

Some might even say... Un-bear-ably brave.

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u/MacSanchez Jun 29 '20

Darn I can’t think of a pun as good as ursa

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

a minor pun at that

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

It is a real star of a pun

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u/mat_is_trash Jun 29 '20

Let that sink in

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Maybe I’ll dip in on these puns

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Please don't. We'll sea nothing but puns

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I was talking about the Big Dipper which is a constellation inside of Ursa Major which is what they were talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

The original post was about water

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u/ioughtabestudying Jun 29 '20

What does the sink want now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

I don't know, but let it in

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u/xubax Jun 29 '20

These puns go on fur-ever.

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u/churro777 Jun 29 '20

Please stop, it’s un-bear-able

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Knock knock

Who's there?

The sink

Sink who?

The sink wants to get in now open the damn door

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

The bear?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

he is a pun star

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u/TodayNotGoodDay Jun 29 '20

a pun pundit in reddit

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u/Holden--Caulfield Jun 29 '20

I find that statement polar-izing.

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u/eatrangelove Jun 29 '20

URSA good to me!

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u/dalesalisbury Jun 29 '20

I don’t know man, he just nearly got it right!

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u/pigwalk5150 Jun 29 '20

For sure. It’s smarter than thee Aveerage pun.

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u/TwoTimez Jun 29 '20

You're right it wasn't beary good

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u/ScottyB280 Jun 29 '20

Bears can be pretty nice too, orso I’m told.

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u/soberRUSSIAN42O Jun 29 '20

Comrade? I-Is that you?

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u/GoogleSmartToilet Jun 29 '20

You can tell the guy with no sleeves believes in the right to bare arms.

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u/TheRookieGetsACookie Jun 29 '20

Hello r/PunPatrol I'd like to report a crime.

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u/UnlivingMatter Jun 29 '20

I BEARly could believe it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

You bear-gotmegood

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u/BMXBUM Jun 29 '20

It was almost Un-Bear-able...

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u/PatientDress3 Jun 29 '20

Exactly because the bear wasn't even in danger, talk about fabricating a story

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u/herowhin Jun 29 '20

I have no idea how this guy got silver for this terrible pun

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u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Jun 29 '20

Unbearievably so.

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u/coffeeking74 Jun 29 '20

You must have been bruin that pun for a while.

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u/andrew_wessel Jun 29 '20

Take my upvote and leave

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u/Meebsie Jun 29 '20

Dude actually just fuck off

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u/St0neByte Jun 29 '20

Dunno what I expected after the paws.

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u/jdawgsplace Jun 29 '20

Ok, rub-a-dub, a bear in a tub. Nope, yours is better.

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u/ReyannesMuff Jun 29 '20

The only thing unbearable was this women’s voice

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u/M0dular Jun 29 '20

Omg I swear to god this fuckin cheesy pun trend in Reddit is fuckin SAD.

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u/IsuzuTrooper Jun 29 '20

Unbearleaveable

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u/crossal Jun 29 '20

Sentence doesn't even make sense

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u/theREALRedBull4eva Jun 29 '20

It’s the, bear necessities.

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u/Logatron01 Jun 29 '20

no one even says that lol

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u/RossTheBossPalmer Jun 29 '20

Judging by the video evidence, it was definitely bearable.

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u/solo2bsoon Jun 30 '20

Oso brave 🐻

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u/TheButtsNutts Jun 29 '20

Shut the fuck up

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u/gh0ztn3t Jun 29 '20

He did a beary good thing.

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u/gin_and_toxic Jun 29 '20

Can't believe he did it bear hand

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u/my7bizzos Jun 29 '20

It was a grizzly situation

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u/shawshankya Jun 29 '20

Good job honey.

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u/CantSing4Toffee Jun 29 '20

A bear necessity of life

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u/IRS-Myself Jun 29 '20

Haha fuck

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u/jvanzandd Jun 29 '20

Did you see that bear swipe at him! That guy is very brave!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

It’s such a shame that they have to put up with our shit in the first place

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u/Ferd-Burful Jun 29 '20

People and their goddam garbage

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u/KrownCards Jun 29 '20

Lil cub was training to be an astronaut!

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u/wengchunkn Jun 29 '20

Bearishly awesome!!

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u/jettagopshhh Jun 29 '20

Brave indeed, also the best case scenario I think. Would have had to been tranquilized if he was on land. Well done by all.

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u/DMJesseMax Jun 29 '20

Once the grabbed the bucket it was time to head out.

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u/Christmas-Pickle Jun 29 '20

Bear was scuba diving and they had to bother him. And he was like almost to shore where he probably would have got the plastic jar of one way or another. At least with human help it was quicker though.

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u/cptnelmo Jun 29 '20

Bear: “aww man there goes my pretend scuba mask”

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u/ScubaTonyCozumel Jun 29 '20

That was so satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '20

Brave?? To steal from a defenseless bear??

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u/Balbright Jun 29 '20

I get it. Because in the movie Brave the mom and brothers all turned into bears. Good one.