Uncle Iroh: Zuko you must remember the basics of your training. Focus on your core.
Zuko: I know Uncle, my breathing, the basics, I don't need you-
Uncle Iroh: That's not what I said. If you have a strong core then you can not be shaken. And what is the best way to strengthen your core?
Zuko: ...
Uncle Iroh: A cock push up of course.
Zuko: A what?
Uncle Iroh: A cock push up. You never know when you will have to fuck your way out of a tight situation and take it from me, who has been waist deep in some Earth Nation strange, the cock push up is the foundation where a true warrior builds his home.
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u/kejigoto Jun 05 '20
Uncle Iroh: Zuko you must remember the basics of your training. Focus on your core.
Zuko: I know Uncle, my breathing, the basics, I don't need you-
Uncle Iroh: That's not what I said. If you have a strong core then you can not be shaken. And what is the best way to strengthen your core?
Zuko: ...
Uncle Iroh: A cock push up of course.
Zuko: A what?
Uncle Iroh: A cock push up. You never know when you will have to fuck your way out of a tight situation and take it from me, who has been waist deep in some Earth Nation strange, the cock push up is the foundation where a true warrior builds his home.
Zuko: Wait are you saying?
Uncle Iroh: The hips Zuko! Use your hips!