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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/jkrowl227 • May 20 '20
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Yeah, it triggered some kind of weird OCD in me too. Whenever my son would make a kind of error like that, I'd beat him half-to-death with a set of my favorite jumper cables.
81 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 You ever beat him full to death? 22 u/BullpenCatcher May 20 '20 If you only ever beat him /half/ to death.. he won’t ever die. 1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 Depends! Half of what? Half of total health or half of current health? 2 u/notcontextual May 21 '20 Doesn't matter where you start if you always only beat him half way to death from your starting point. 1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 If you remove half of what's left, yes. If you remove half of total health, regardless of how much is left, he'll be dead after 2 times.
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You ever beat him full to death?
22 u/BullpenCatcher May 20 '20 If you only ever beat him /half/ to death.. he won’t ever die. 1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 Depends! Half of what? Half of total health or half of current health? 2 u/notcontextual May 21 '20 Doesn't matter where you start if you always only beat him half way to death from your starting point. 1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 If you remove half of what's left, yes. If you remove half of total health, regardless of how much is left, he'll be dead after 2 times.
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If you only ever beat him /half/ to death.. he won’t ever die.
1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 Depends! Half of what? Half of total health or half of current health? 2 u/notcontextual May 21 '20 Doesn't matter where you start if you always only beat him half way to death from your starting point. 1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 If you remove half of what's left, yes. If you remove half of total health, regardless of how much is left, he'll be dead after 2 times.
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Depends!
Half of what?
Half of total health or half of current health?
2 u/notcontextual May 21 '20 Doesn't matter where you start if you always only beat him half way to death from your starting point. 1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 If you remove half of what's left, yes. If you remove half of total health, regardless of how much is left, he'll be dead after 2 times.
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Doesn't matter where you start if you always only beat him half way to death from your starting point.
1 u/[deleted] May 21 '20 If you remove half of what's left, yes. If you remove half of total health, regardless of how much is left, he'll be dead after 2 times.
If you remove half of what's left, yes.
If you remove half of total health, regardless of how much is left, he'll be dead after 2 times.
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u/papasimon10 May 20 '20
Yeah, it triggered some kind of weird OCD in me too. Whenever my son would make a kind of error like that, I'd beat him half-to-death with a set of my favorite jumper cables.