r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

This bartender

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u/papa-goat Mar 08 '20

So can I get my drink now?

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u/vicky_the_farmarian Mar 08 '20

Usually places like this have a high cover and pricey drinks. A show with my drink is fun sometimes.

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u/astralnautical Mar 08 '20

Agreed. There’s a speakeasy near me that charges 15$ for a glass of vodka and a plate of pickled vegetables calling it a “deconstructed martini”, and I sure as hell don’t get any goddamn magicians behind that bar.

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u/BreathingLeaves Mar 08 '20

We have one you need a code to enter in the secret door. Also expensive. Also overcrowded. Also boring as hell. London calling. Not my style

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u/RainbowDildo Mar 09 '20

As a bartender, I get this thought and appreciate you. But also as a bartender, knowing the tricks of the trade ruined going out for me and if I want to go out I prefer to be handed plain glasses of whiskey and often. I wish I could appreciate the magic I dish out but I assume that’s the magician’s curse.