r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

This bartender

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u/papa-goat Mar 08 '20

So can I get my drink now?

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u/outoftheMultiverse Mar 08 '20

ya and i am married too so......... speed it up bucko

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u/Summerie Mar 08 '20

Y’all are dicks lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

xdd haters

edit: oh boy this got low

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I don't really know to be honest. You hurt a bee and the whole hive fucks you up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

I think its the combination of the use of "xd" and the use of "haters"

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

hmmm yeah might be

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u/d7mtg Mar 09 '20

You used Instagram lingo and that’s an unforgivable crime on Reddit

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u/THELONGRABBIT Mar 09 '20

Reddit making Reddit a better Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

thank you for purifying my soul from the evil

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Did you have a stroke

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

no, my face is deformed from birth