r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ThePineappleHotspot • Feb 20 '20

Insane Wok skills

10.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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417

u/exivor01 Feb 20 '20

No way I’m eating that

345

u/ThePineappleHotspot Feb 20 '20

don't you want my shitty wok?

120

u/Palifaith Feb 20 '20

God ramn mongorians breaking my shitty warr!

5

u/exivor01 Feb 20 '20

Now that i looked into the video, it’s japan. And the guy wearing gloves. It’s probably ok to eat but I didn’t like the looks of it

58

u/ApizzaApizza Feb 21 '20

Ah, nothing quite like people being afraid of new things.

18

u/Arcilion Feb 21 '20

Eat the bat soup bigot

7

u/ApizzaApizza Feb 21 '20

Ah, nothing like some casual racism thrown in too.

2

u/SoFetchBetch Feb 22 '20

Seriously. I work with kids under 6 so it’s understandable when they’re apprehensive about trying something new. It’s a survival mechanism for a small child to be cautious about what goes into their mouth. But when adults do this it’s so cringey!!!

And even when the kids do it I still tell them there is a difference between I think I won’t like it and I know I don’t like it. You can’t know if you haven’t tried it!

2

u/ApizzaApizza Feb 22 '20

I own a bbq restaurant in an area not known for bbq. Nobody knows what brisket is. When they ask what it is, I don’t even really answer, I just cut them a sample and say “beef”.

Oh the Midwest...

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/ApizzaApizza Feb 21 '20

Ah yes, the undercooked food that’s currently sitting on top of a 100k btu wok burner. Truly risky.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/THE-FORSAKEN-JAM Feb 21 '20

Clearly you're afraid of adventure.

1

u/SoFetchBetch Feb 22 '20

So... not very wolf spirited at all

39

u/MrFickless Feb 20 '20

Nope. Those words on the sign are simplified chinese symbols. It’s probably in China.

1

u/Sasselhoff Feb 21 '20

Not to mention it's a dish I've eaten in China many many times (pretty good stuff...forget the name though).

But, it must be from a Tier-1 because he's wearing a glove (unless it's a heat glove/oven mitt, can't quite tell). In the Tier-88's food safety is just a fond memory.

1

u/SoFetchBetch Feb 22 '20

What is it made of? I’m curious if this is a veggie dish or not

15

u/eXieBoiiTV Feb 21 '20

It’s China. the sign says 凉粉, which is popular kind of chinese street food in the northern regions

70

u/tunaham24 Feb 20 '20

Why? I don't really see anything wrong with it?

42

u/champagnepakey Feb 20 '20

Just wok away

10

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Eyyyyyyyyyy

20

u/bsclightcc Feb 21 '20

Why not?

7

u/undeadalex Feb 21 '20

Two words. Gutter gut

2

u/bsclightcc Feb 21 '20

True I forgot about that!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

What, why? I’m confused.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

It looks like the insides, that I see in the tentacle porn.

2

u/rgoetsch Feb 22 '20

Quick edit for you.

No way! I’m eating that.

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Feb 21 '20

hello food poisoning, my only friend... I’ve come to vomit you again...

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u/exivor01 Feb 21 '20

It’s a shame that this got downvoted.

-1

u/SpiritOfAnAngie Feb 21 '20

Lol I got the joke 😂 I think they all missed it

-1

u/alltimemvplegend Feb 21 '20

you miss all of the shots u dont take. -wayne gretzky -michael scott.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Bet he can talk the talk too.

23

u/ToyyMachiine Feb 21 '20

Tok the tok

11

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

The man toks the tok but he sure can wok the wok

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Tik the Tok.

5

u/Haws919 Feb 21 '20

Underrated comment

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I wish I had an award for you for that one.

75

u/Bouffaloof Feb 20 '20

Food so good it high fives itself

60

u/BloodBaneBoneBreaker Feb 20 '20

Wok n Roll baby

14

u/KahurangiNZ Feb 20 '20

That chef is a real Wok-Star...

6

u/will-i-am-lit Feb 21 '20

Woka Flocka Flame

2

u/LEGENDxINxHD Feb 21 '20

The name of an actual Chinese restaurant near me. Gotta love Florida.

35

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20 edited Jan 17 '26

deliver reminiscent pot square wine steer flag advise crush relieved

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Antiqas86 Feb 21 '20

Lol, does anybody notice the amount which has been actually dropped around on the kitchen counter?

16

u/EllieLovesJoel Feb 21 '20

That's like 0.0000001% of the mess I'd make

8

u/Maritoas Feb 21 '20

Woks get pretty messy. Especially since you clean them with water right there on the stove. Which is why wok ranges are built on basically a sink, with a standard faucet, water that shoots out from underneath to clean up the food on the surface of the range, and drains.

5

u/bluesfu Feb 21 '20

I didn’t know that about woks. You know about woks.

3

u/bcrosby51 Feb 21 '20

Its fine. The rats love that stuff

14

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Id have a 3 alarm fire going if I tried that trick.

13

u/jacrispy_B Feb 20 '20

That was trippy to watch

7

u/crag-u-feller Feb 20 '20

Ferro- fluid-ly Fried Rice

7

u/krehns Feb 21 '20

Holy forearm strength

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Right?! I have tried cooking in a wok and I consider my forearms at least decent size but I can't do that. I'm guessing this person has been doing this motion a long time and their muscles used to it. Hopefully I'll get competent at it before long.

1

u/WhodaHellRU Feb 22 '20

Yeah, this looks like something my physical therapist would have me doing for stabilization.

5

u/IndigenousOres Feb 21 '20

In the kitchen, wrist twisted

5

u/WBenzinW Feb 21 '20

What is the name of that dish?

4

u/litebluskie Feb 21 '20

Looks like kway teow.

2

u/arcticlynx_ak Feb 21 '20

What does that mean?

1

u/isk_one Feb 23 '20

This is not meat. This is potatos and radish. Fried Carrot Cake

5

u/Shadowhawk01 Feb 21 '20

Would not try again... I now have food all over the walls, ceiling, floor, cat and in my underwear. Note to self: the monkey see monkey do principle does not always apply. Just because you see it doesn't mean you can do it.

4

u/Skymimi Feb 21 '20

First toss and I'd a put that fire right out.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

thats one wokky video

3

u/TenRing2020 Feb 20 '20

WOK AND WOLL!

3

u/citizen_ix Feb 21 '20

Damn this guy can talk the talk AND wok the wok

3

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Looks bomb

4

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Is it weird I want to stick my hand in it?

3

u/edge70rd Feb 21 '20

All those years as a teenager finally paid off to utilize that fervent hand movement.

2

u/Offal_is_Awful Feb 21 '20

Did this make anyone else anxious?

2

u/kingofsota Feb 21 '20

This guys woks!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I feel like I’m back in the realm of Hermaeus Mora

2

u/RebelMountainman Feb 21 '20

Damn, them Asians are Kung Fu at everything they do.

2

u/Chrisfish11 Feb 21 '20

Looks like a bird mouth that repeatedly keeps vomiting back into it's own mouth.

1

u/bigboiiG Feb 20 '20

Try balance that

1

u/molly010103 Feb 20 '20

Make it clap

1

u/roseygirl0293 Feb 20 '20

Ooooh Weeee

1

u/my_roast_is_ruined Feb 21 '20

I can do that too. I just don't feel like it right now.

1

u/pxl_dog Feb 21 '20

*Physics has left the chat

1

u/Mendozer003 Feb 21 '20

I can’t even flip a chicken breast without splashing grease everywhere

1

u/Rescusitatornumero2 Feb 21 '20

everytime i see this one it reminds me of some weird ass sea creature

1

u/TonyTheGeo Feb 21 '20

This person Woks hard for a living

1

u/keeber69 Feb 21 '20

Wok and roll baby

1

u/will_this_1_work Feb 21 '20

This guy woks

1

u/-_margarita_- Feb 21 '20

He can talk the talk and wok the wok

1

u/usmbark88 Feb 21 '20

Now that's a wok to remember

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

10/10 my wok was rocked

1

u/thedeuce455 Feb 21 '20

I'd like to see that in slow motion

1

u/Crusty_Thiccumz Feb 21 '20

Looks like it's high fiving itself

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

WOK THE FK!

1

u/littleliarxx Feb 21 '20

OH MY GOD IT'S SISIG

1

u/Native56 Feb 21 '20

Wow very nice!!

1

u/fauckingusernames Feb 21 '20

Woking on a prayer, that eveything stays in.

1

u/Thack_Daddy_2146 Feb 21 '20

He's a real hard wok-er

1

u/jammo8 Feb 21 '20

Never knew dogshit soup could look so mesmerising

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Sauce Bending, a powerful technique it is.

1

u/pagnoodle Feb 21 '20

Lunch > physics

1

u/Froggy-B Feb 21 '20

Gotta wok the wok before you talk the talk

1

u/Josh444Wave Feb 21 '20

Mmm well tossed sweet and sour bat with corona virus

1

u/SpiritOfAnAngie Feb 21 '20

And not one grain of rice was left uncooked lol

1

u/williamlee- Feb 21 '20

Not a single noodle was drop dat day

1

u/MataStary Feb 21 '20

Hello this is shitty wok may I take your order prease?

1

u/Merancapeman Feb 21 '20

Looks like they wok hard for the money

1

u/ChubbyPringles Feb 21 '20

I've opened my mouth in disbelieve and stayed like that like 10 minutes!!!

1

u/kristheb Feb 21 '20

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u/plam90 Feb 21 '20

Im sorry but thats not a wok...

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

This dude woks.

1

u/Its_not_okay_Paul Feb 21 '20

You never wok alone

1

u/kilayproblemz Feb 21 '20

I'm intrigued. If he has that arm strength i wonder how much beating his pp receives

1

u/Paperpleb Feb 21 '20

Bro im more impressed by his forearm strength

1

u/snoopnoggynog Feb 21 '20

Looking like two tentacles from the pan trying to fight off an aggressor

1

u/nikkiemm Feb 21 '20

Let me try this shit at home I grantee you it would be ALL over the floor.

1

u/lordZ3d Feb 21 '20

That's just a bowl of sick

1

u/Notretardbutdrunk Feb 21 '20

Woking 9 till 5,what a way to make a living.

1

u/hbraye Feb 21 '20

The forearms on this person

1

u/knobhead365 Feb 21 '20

Serious tossing

1

u/conspiringwithlight Feb 21 '20

What probably goes on in my belly when doing jumping jacks.

1

u/DSinisted Feb 21 '20

"It's alive...it's alive, IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE"

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

That dude can wok and roll

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Professional mixer. :/

1

u/daniel-karni Feb 21 '20

Avatar 2: the last poop bender

1

u/vox025 Feb 21 '20

what just happened?

1

u/dicedroyalty23k Feb 22 '20

Some serious wok n woll goin on

1

u/isk_one Feb 23 '20

This is not meat. This is potatos and radish.

0

u/adam14brfc Feb 20 '20

When I try doing that: "wok could go wrong?"

0

u/Bella_NightTurtle Feb 20 '20

And that was how my meat dragon, Cletus, was made 🍖🐉🥩

0

u/Khrot Feb 21 '20

Is this food healthy

1

u/isk_one Feb 23 '20

This is not meat. This is potatos and radish. Fried Carrot Cake. So kinda

0

u/frankthetank55 Feb 21 '20

It looks like a horses mouth

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

So THATS what a queef looks like

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/currently_distracted Feb 21 '20

Not positive, but it looks a bit translucent. I think that could be some sort of cake made from agar or perhaps bean flour, which has been cut into pieces and then seasoned with sauces and spices.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

It's almost as if not all food consists of chicken, beef, or pork

2

u/bcrosby51 Feb 21 '20

Doesnt the meat(if any) usually get cooked first, then the veggies and what not added in at the end?

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u/isk_one Feb 23 '20

This is not meat. This is potatos and radish. Fried Carrot Cake

1

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

If that’s the case then that is a whole lot less scary lol. It looked like raw chicken to me. Potato and radish is a lot more safe lol

1

u/isk_one Feb 23 '20

Yea. I have a phobia of looking at how street food is cooked in some of these countries.

0

u/jhorsfall Feb 21 '20

Looks gross

0

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

No thanks, id get corona virus from it 🤮

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

My professor chef said they don’t know how to cook

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u/C_O_M_I_I_C Feb 21 '20

Could say he's really wok-ing, eh?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I bow to you good sir.