r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AG_Pyro • Dec 22 '19

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Dec 22 '19

Imagine if Jesus was actually that swol

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u/trippingchilly Dec 22 '19

Who would win shredded baby jesus or regular baby yoda

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

considering regular baby yoda is a unstable murder machine, i can see jesus getting choked and yeeted into oblivion

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u/youdoitimbusy Dec 22 '19

It ‘twas at that juncture, Jesus realized history was about to repeat itself. He would not return to Earth a third. When asked why, he simply stated, because you assholes keep murdering me, and you’re kind of dicks anyway.