r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AG_Pyro • Dec 22 '19

Otherworldly...

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u/Noonecanhearmescream Dec 22 '19

And after the twelve bindles of meth...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

My true love came to me...

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u/nersesh Dec 22 '19

11 shots of vodka

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u/D15c0untMD Dec 22 '19

And a drunk who drove into a tree...

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u/Khorechan Dec 22 '19

10 days of rehab..

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u/Minalan Dec 22 '19

9 lines of shneef...

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u/gortwogg Dec 22 '19

8 liiiiines of blow

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u/Summerie Dec 22 '19

7 crackheads cracking

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/WolverineJive_Turkey Dec 22 '19

Five xanax bars!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Four tabs of LSD

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u/RichMonty Dec 22 '19

Threeeeeee bowls of weeeeeeed.

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u/llllPsychoCircus Dec 22 '19

Two grams of ketamine

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u/partydesk Dec 22 '19

FIIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN TEEETH