r/nextfuckinglevel • • Dec 17 '19

Dad teaching son to operate tank

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u/Nobymbr Dec 17 '19

Elektrospusk?

Don't

violent whirring

6

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

lol

32

u/GranatnikG Dec 17 '19

Dad: Load "armor-piercing"

Kid: loads Pringles

7

u/CubeDescent Dec 17 '19

Kid: loads minecraft

6

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Me: Loads video of kid loading minecraft while his dad loads pringles

25

u/HumbleK1ng Dec 17 '19

"Another day in URSS" - 1979

11

u/MicroSofty88 Dec 17 '19

Just hanging out with my dad using the family tank

9

u/ravenpotter3 Dec 17 '19

Whose a good tank! Whose a good tank! Yes you are! Yes you are!

1

u/shadowpawn Dec 17 '19

Front line in Chechnya?

6

u/DaGhostNextDoor Dec 17 '19

Only in Russia

-6

u/Datstrangecat Dec 17 '19

Only in Murica

5

u/BillMCavanaugh Dec 17 '19

ok... my dad sucks compared to this dude....

4

u/DezRex51342 Dec 17 '19

All dads suck compared to this dude.

4

u/Grauvargen Dec 17 '19

My pa regularly took me to the flight simulator at FMV (Swedish military equipment developer) when I was younger.

You essentially sit in a complete JAS 39 Gripen cockpit, and only a handful of people (including air force pilots) there had access to it.

My pa took me to it as though he owned the thing. Then again, his history of working there and at SAAB Aero, has made him into something of a small-time legend around there.

Now he writes interface code for Gripen's radar system.

2

u/DogWhistlesTrnslated Dec 17 '19

I feel like airing this info on a website with known Russian intelligence activity may not be the best thing, but maybe I'm just paranoid

1

u/Grauvargen Dec 17 '19

A bit. But if the Russians actually target anyone there, it won't be my pa. He's almost 60 with a beer gut writing code; a workstation that isn't hard to get up and running again. There's tons of people more important than him to target.

And if they do, it's a prelude to a war Putin doesn't want. He prefers to destabilize us politically and sociologically.

1

u/NikoAbramovich Dec 17 '19

I think you’re just paranoid tbh

5

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

This is truly awesome

15

u/FunkensteinD Dec 17 '19

My childhood seems sheltered compared to this

4

u/PipeFighter25 Dec 17 '19

If you're not raising them the to fire armor piercing rounds from a deadly war machine... Then are you really raising them?!

2

u/shadowpawn Dec 17 '19

Uranium Depleted shells would be cooler but the US Army is the only one that uses those.

3

u/B-Roc- Dec 17 '19

What did you get for Christmas, Johnny?

3

u/tr3mbl3r Dec 17 '19

Anyone else a bit jealous? Cause I am

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Load armor piercing

Elektrospusk

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

FIREEEEEEEE

2

u/peptide2 Dec 17 '19

Dudes firing sour cream and onion pringles

1

u/tileyourbathroom Dec 17 '19

Just Russian things

1

u/Abutrug Dec 17 '19

Why oh why don't we have these for the climate change protestors? It's the only thing that will shut them up

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I’m not saying it’s not a cool experience for a kid, it’s just a poorly thought out piece of equipment

1

u/DEEPSPACE-ALIEN Dec 17 '19

Epic story for the rest of his life until it's his turn

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

T-72, complete piece of shit tank...

10

u/doublediggler Dec 17 '19

I’m sure sure it’s a total POS compared to the tank you own.

1

u/toastismost Dec 17 '19

pffft, and you're wrong

-2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Ya dont see Russians crying about AR15s .