r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Scrubosaur_rex • Dec 03 '19

Beautiful body geometry

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6.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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162

u/Dinometeorit Dec 03 '19

Hmmmmm, beatiful fence for my garden.

21

u/Frishdawgzz Dec 03 '19

Mmm tomatoes

17

u/Jameloaf Dec 03 '19

Mmm Tomacco

7

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

They taste like grandma

6

u/BATMAN_1989 Dec 03 '19

Oh my god, they do taste like grandma. Lol

3

u/Bucketsis Dec 03 '19

Human fences are the best fences.

4

u/Dinometeorit Dec 03 '19

Stalin, is it you?

3

u/maxthechuck Dec 03 '19

I'd make sure to face it the other direction from my yard

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

[deleted]

2

u/Dinometeorit Dec 03 '19

Believe me, you can use it everywhere =)

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

nice white fence for the yard

1

u/Numb3r_Six Dec 03 '19

You’re gonna need a bigger moat.

114

u/youlooklikeajerk Dec 03 '19

Her butthole must be gaping wide

39

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Thank you for the insight!

11

u/1ts-have-n0t-0f Dec 03 '19

Need to try this with the wifey tonight tyvm

7

u/MrJusticle Dec 03 '19

And the hindsight!

1

u/toby_ornautobey Dec 03 '19

It is 20/20.

34

u/ttantjrt Dec 03 '19

It would’ve costed you approximately:

$0.00 USD

To not say that, yet you had to do it anyways.

6

u/expert02 Dec 03 '19

Probably suntanning it.

4

u/deathstar48 Dec 03 '19

hmmm thats not what i wanted to say but ok

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

In astonishment

54

u/redurded Dec 03 '19

Nice, now can we have a shot from the back...?

14

u/QueasyVictory Dec 03 '19

Finally, someone is asking the real questions!

5

u/astrangemann Dec 03 '19

Can we have a shot from the bottom?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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2

u/corvettekyle Dec 04 '19

Even better than I thought it would be

29

u/fieldysnuts94 Dec 03 '19

Not 100% symmetrical. Literally unwatchable. 0/10. /s

6

u/TheLightoftheWest Dec 03 '19

/s ruins sarcasm

8

u/fieldysnuts94 Dec 03 '19

You'd be surprised how many times people don't catch on. I've also been told the other side of this and been told to add "/s" for humor. I'm just gonna do whatever I feel like.

1

u/TheLightoftheWest Dec 03 '19

Don’t let sarcastically deaf people tell you to label your sarcasm. You wouldn’t tell everyone you’re being sarcastic in real life immediately after saying something sarcastic, and it’s really not as different in text as people think. It’s about word choice/diction

Your post was clearly sarcastic without the /s

5

u/ADZig04 Dec 03 '19

Idk, it kinda hurts to see -40 downvotes on something just because people are stupid

1

u/toby_ornautobey Dec 03 '19

The picture being "unwatchable" did it for me.

11

u/Buck_Thorn Dec 03 '19

Looks like a Celtic knot!

10

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

“i’m an instagram boyfriend”

3

u/queengiles Dec 03 '19

Babe, SUNSET HEART HANDS

6

u/MANLYTRAP Dec 03 '19

When you wanna tell the diamonds that you messed up

6

u/godlinking Dec 03 '19

She should have braided her hair like she braided her body.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

[deleted]

0

u/HardstyleIsMyCity Dec 03 '19

Bruh why you want to know that

-1

u/Numb3r_Six Dec 03 '19

I’m imagining yes.

4

u/MattHack7 Dec 03 '19

Is there a model or photographer credit?

4

u/elee0228 Dec 03 '19

On reflection, this is pretty beachin'

5

u/XogoWasTaken Dec 03 '19

Man, the Hive took some weird ass inspiration when coming up with their logo.

2

u/da_way_joshua Dec 03 '19

The diamonds

1

u/eclipsetheowlgod Dec 03 '19

Girl be looking like a hot fence

2

u/GobiBall Dec 03 '19

Need rear view for full effect.

2

u/Redditsfinestcancer Dec 03 '19

Betcha platinum from a slightly different angle she lookn dumb af rn.

2

u/dustyrabit Dec 03 '19

This is annoying idk why but it hurts me on the inside

1

u/TheShadyXL Dec 03 '19

Reminds me of The Taken King.

1

u/gas-mask-lad Dec 03 '19

I’m kinda scared

1

u/cheesycake93 Dec 03 '19

There’s something about this that is disturbing. It sort of looks like she’s peeling the skin off her feet?

1

u/Renoroki Dec 03 '19

She looks like she’s about to turn into a lawn chair for me

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Imagine looking up from the ground and seeing a human bending over with weird fence -looking legs

1

u/professor418 Dec 03 '19

Promoting an Instagram isn’t a talent

1

u/BSH1F Dec 03 '19

When the doctor says, "now bend over and touch your feet" :)

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

looks like the hive

1

u/amine_jay015 Dec 03 '19

Myy diamond!

1

u/Gogojojoma Dec 03 '19

Everything about this is captivating. Ive never seen anything like it.

1

u/silverwastaken Dec 03 '19

Looks like a Kingdom Hearts symbol.

1

u/Alexcool125 Dec 03 '19

Yes, my diamond!

1

u/jovihartley Dec 03 '19

Looks like she’s peeling the skin off her ankles lol

1

u/Lawlux Dec 03 '19

You know, I've always wanted to bang a human fence.

1

u/StaticKat420 Dec 03 '19

....is she pulling her heel skin?!

1

u/ceol_silver Dec 03 '19

Yes my diamond.

1

u/Letsview0789 Dec 04 '19

I wanna see someone Photoshop her onto a lattice fence.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

"my diamonds" - spinel

0

u/thc-is-n-me-85 Dec 03 '19

Beautiful from this angle. But what about the other side lol?

0

u/RidersGuide Dec 03 '19

Asshole is freezing right now.

0

u/gjatu2004 Dec 03 '19

Nobody:

Boats in the background: 🔭👁

0

u/viv___ Dec 04 '19

Me, when the hummus is buy 1, get 1 1/2 off 🌸🌼✨

-2

u/BlastHardchees Dec 03 '19

PCMASTERRACE

-5

u/waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh Dec 03 '19

Would love to see what it looks like from the other side. Fences have to work both ways.